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  1. communication errors by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Jan 2022

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    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

    Regards,
    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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  2. era appropriate by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    04 Dec 2018

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    Tom Riddle is pretending to be infatuated with her. Hermione wants to know why.

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