13 Bookmarks by deathnotehyperness
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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- Language:
- English
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- 559,991
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 55
- Comments:
- 29,560
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- 47,777
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22 Aug 2025
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Like Cobalt by WitchDrug
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Jul 2021
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Jeralt has always been aware that his daughter would never be normal but this—this just takes the fucking cake.
A story featuring:
Jeralt 'I Can’t Do This' Eisner;
Byleth 'Fuck That, I Will Do This' Eisner;
And a whole monastery of colorful characters who have to bear both witness and victim to this father-daughter duo.
Oh, and the animals. Don't forget the animals.
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- English
- Words:
- 100,382
- Chapters:
- 31/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 2,206
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- 5,720
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- 1,335
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02 Jan 2024
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How Can I Support My Favorite Character If I'm the Villain? by KuriKuri
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
23 May 2022
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User Code: “Where am I?” activated! a cheery voice exclaims, and Giyū startles slightly as a glowing, semi-translucent screen pops up in his field of vision. It looks like some sort of video game map – not that he has much experience playing video games – and he feels his forehead crease as he studies the menu options.
Giyū hesitates, but then asks, “What is this?”
For a moment, nothing happens, but then the cheery voice says, In your final moments, you expressed a desire to know how Sword of Destruction character Sabito’s story ended. Your afterlife experience has been modified to accommodate your dying wish.
(Or: Scum Villain AU)
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- English
- Words:
- 37,707
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 131
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- 1,995
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- 587
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- 21,128
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19 Dec 2023
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Business by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2014
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The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
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- English
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- 12,460
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 790
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- 29,171
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- 7,570
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- 362,836
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09 Aug 2023
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"We will choose a new Archon before Celestia chooses for us!"
Archeologists Hanxue and Yixuan started a debate that leads to Liyue looking far and wide for a new and competent Geo Archon after the passing of Rex Lapis.
Zhongli, the consultant for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, has a bad feeling about it.
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16 Feb 2022
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Uchiha Sasuke has one last mission while in the Academy: make Higurashi Kagome acknowledge him, love him, and one day become his wife. Unfortunately, it is much harder than it sounds.
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13 Oct 2021
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Wait for You by ReynaAtTheEnd
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Sep 2019
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She knew - more than perhaps even his parents - how much his dream mattered to him. She couldn't ask him to stay behind, to give that up, just for her sake. No matter how much she wanted needed him to stay-
"Teach? ...Hey, are you crying? What's wrong?"
Or, in which Claude nearly screws up his proposal and Byleth has a lot of feelings. Extended version of Claude's S Support.
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04 Feb 2020
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There May Be Some Collateral Damage by metisket
Fandoms: Bleach, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2015
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Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.
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- English
- Words:
- 61,217
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 50
- Comments:
- 1,272
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- 16,919
- Bookmarks:
- 6,441
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- 314,326
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02 Apr 2018
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Tales of Prince Sidon by ZeldaHijinks
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, botw - Fandom, breath of the wild
05 Jun 2017
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Prince Sidon's one shots/requests. Each story a different scenario
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20 Mar 2018
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Side stories/requests of Flock Together. Does not follow chronicle order
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19 Mar 2018
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Flock Together by ZeldaHijinks
Fandoms: breath of the wild, botw - Fandom, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
12 Oct 2017
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Revali and Reader are like two bulls in a glass shop, but with Calamity Ganon on the rise it's time to put differences aside. However, it's a long road for both as putting one's pride and feelings on display is not an easy task.
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19 Mar 2018
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When Danzo died via Sasuke (Or suicide depending how you look at it), unknown to anyone he left a successor to take over ROOT. Meet one Yuko Tsubame, a Civilian seamstress, tea lover and the Unknowing successor of Danzo's illegal organization. Completely unprepared for the coming storm of both the Hokage searching for said Successor and dealing with the Root members and helping them feel again... although completely scaring the crap of the the man who barged into her that made her drop her bags wasn't something she counted on. "Why would you do That!?"
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- English
- Words:
- 7,976
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 95
- Kudos:
- 1,167
- Bookmarks:
- 401
- Hits:
- 10,854
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09 May 2017
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How To Survive The Weirdest Experience Of Your Life by IncompleteSentanc (Erava)
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2016
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Obito has lived through the single weirdest experience of his life. Not many could say that they'd gotten crushed by a boulder, had half their body replaced by creepy alien flesh, was promptly held captive for a year by a supposed-to-be-dead Madara Uchiha, was saved by a randomly raiding pack of supervillains, then promptly killed by them, fixed up again, then dumped in a forest, and finally, FINALLY, returned home again.
Yeah.
His life has gotten pretty weird. But he's home, he has his family, and he has hope that someday soon he'll be able to say he didn't just survive the experience - but that he also come out of it pretty okay.
(Sequel to How To Save The World)
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- Part 2 of A How To Guide To Shinobi Life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,041
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 416
- Kudos:
- 9,077
- Bookmarks:
- 1,710
- Hits:
- 141,256
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27 Apr 2017