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    “Hold on! Kevin can explain, I’m sure. KEVIN!”

    Kevin freezes in place when all three heads swivel to look at him, a small silver device clenched in his hand with white knuckles.

    “Yes, Garcia?” he squeaks.

    “EXPLAIN!” They yell in unison.

    “Well, um, the uh–CIA has been experimenting with technology that can swap the consciousnesses of any two living beings…and um…well…it seems I may have accidentally deployed the test device on Agent Morgan and Dr. Reid.”

     

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    Derek and Spencer have accidentally swapped bodies. This is how they get back to themselves and figure out their love lives in the process.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “I’ll drive you home,” Aaron says.

    Spencer takes his hand, and what he means to say is thank you, but what slips from his lips is: “You can, you know.”

    “I can what?”

    “Watch me. I don’t mind. I like knowing you’re looking out for me.”

    A halfway expression flits across Aaron's features, smack dab in the middle of contentment and frustration. It touches on vanity before it disappears entirely. Spencer mourns it once it’s gone.

    He’s missing something.

    reid gets caught with a man behind a bar, and then again, and again, and— hotch might be acting a bit...off, but it's not a problem.

    it becomes one, eventually.

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    08 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    AITA for getting rid of people who deserve it?
    I (F, 30s) recently got a new job in a specialized area of law enforcement. My coworker (M, 20s, IQ of 187) went through a traumatic experience shortly after I joined his team. I did my best to support him the best way I could and even provided him a sense of purpose in his darkest times.

    We later engaged in a...proactive community service project to keep our country safe, as we felt official channels weren't cutting it. He was totally into it at first, but now there's way too many liabilities for us to keep going. He's getting cold feet and my coworker (F, 20s, attractive) has way too many questions.

    He's even accused me of taking advantage of him, which is insane because all I've done is empower him.

    AITA?

    Edit: For everyone saying to turn myself in, you're totally missing the point. They had it coming.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Getting bored?” Hotch’s voice pulls him out of his rumination yet again, reeling him in and bringing his attention back to the very problem at hand.

    Spencer shakes his head and sighs, glancing back at JJ and Rossi’s darts game before giving Hotch a halfhearted smile, more of a pursing of his lips than anything.

    “To be honest I’ve been bored since the second I realized that they’re going to keep doing this for the rest of the night.”

    Rossi harasses JJ to just take her shot already and Hotch drops his chin with a smile. After a moment he glances over again through dark eyelashes curtaining darker eyes, thoughtfully studying Spencer before a sly grin creeps across his dimpled cheeks, one thick eyebrow raising in a way Spencer can only describe as mischievous.

    He nods to the still unoccupied pool table.

    “You wanna play?”

    AKA after being served divorce papers in front of his whole team, no one is expecting Hotch to honor his agreement to come out for drinks with them. He shows up anyway.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gets a tiny 24 tattoed on himself, and Shane feels like he's going insane.

    He wants it. Desperately. to be marked.

    When he finds a way, Ilya reacts about how you'd expect.

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    Shane hollander gets 81 tattooed on the inside of his lower lip.

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    20 May 2026