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    “I panicked, Max. Like, full-body—couldn't breathe." 

    "Maybe you just need to find someone who can pay attention to you," Max tells him. "Someone who would notice if you were about to freak out, or something."

    They're not talking about Mike, obviously, even though he'd be so good at that job.  

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    Mike overhears Will talking about a failed bondage attempt with his boyfriend. Mike becomes obsessed with the idea that he could do better.

     

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    10 Apr 2026

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    “You want me to dance?” he asks, bringing a tumbler over for him.

    “Don’t I always?”

    “You look different tonight. Like you’re not actually here.”

    Atsumu studies him for a moment, the intensity of his gaze making Kiyoomi feel more naked than he’s ever been. Finally, with a sigh, Atsumu leans back and rubs his face. “Just got a lot of shit going on. It’s why I wanted to see you.”

    “Do you want to talk?”

    Atsumu laughs. “You offer therapy sessions for all of your clients?”

    Kiyoomi shakes his head and rounds the coffee table to sit on it. “Just the special ones.”

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    stripper kiyoomi makes the mistake of falling in love with yakuza atsumu

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    28 Mar 2026

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    u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnD

    u/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]

    Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.

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    “You should’ve seen the way you ran in here, man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you move so fast.” His roommate takes a long pull of the joint dangling in his fingers. “You’re fuckin’ whipped, bro.”

    Mike knows he looks stupid, unable to control the way his eyebrows furrow and his lips curl in complete confusion. Then his roommate rolls his eyes and makes a gesture like he’s cracking a whip, complete with sound effect. His cheeks heat up, the realization suddenly dawning on him.

    He thinks Mike was on the phone to his girlfriend.

    He thinks Mike has a girlfriend.

    He thinks that Will is Mike’s girlfriend.

    Everyone at college thinks Mike has a girlfriend. There's just one problem. The 'girlfriend' in question is Will Byers. Mike's best friend. Platonic with a capital P. He's so screwed.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Mystery Work

    Part of gootbai miek
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    27 Feb 2026