crunchywizard
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Working for hours on end, cutting down giant oaks, loading them up and going through the Bulgaria-Turkey border unnoticed, and doing this all alone, everyday.
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No really, there isn't. There is absolutely no case, no investigation to be had. And even if there was, it definitely wouldn't be about Kim. The thing going on between you and Kim is basically normal, and definitely doesn't warrant a whole case. Sorry if you were expecting one here.
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04 Jul 2026
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Your name is Harry Du Bois. You are a 25-year-old gym teacher at a high school in Grand-Couron. Over the next three days you will make new friends, learn new things, and find new ways to make a complete and utter fool of yourself. What is it all for? Who is it all for? And what will become of you once it's all over?
Who knows? Perhaps some things are just inevitable.
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- Part 1 of CARDIOVERSE
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28 Jun 2026
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YOU - You wake up next to Kim for the very first time.
INLAND EMPIRE - Welcome to the rest of your life.Series
- Part 3 of CARDIOVERSE
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27 Jun 2026
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After The Case of the Hanged Man, Harry and Kim are both working at the 41st, and they take their first real case that involves leaving their desks. No detective solves every murder, not even Harry Du Bois, and this one doesn’t look to Kim like the sort that gets solved.
“Kim, is it possible that I forgot that some girls have penises?”
“Oh.” You blink at each other. “Yes, that does happen.”In series, but stands on its own (as do the others).
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- Part 4 of Get Your Shit Together, Kim Kitsuragi
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26 Jun 2026
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"Yes miss, but . . ." The lieutenant disagrees. "For him that number is 56."
Harry remembers, months afterwards, that Kim had believed in earnest that he was a full decade older than he actually was. At first he assumes that it was simply a mistake, but when he teases Kim about it he discovers that there's more to it then simply being bad with numbers.
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22 Jun 2026