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    Tommy is alright, he thinks to himself, trying to calm his distantly racing heart. Tommy is alive and well. Tommy is Spiderman. Techno is not freaking out. All of these can be factually true statements.

    or, a step by step guide on what to do when you find out your little brother is Spiderman: by Technoblade

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    08 Feb 2023

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    ‘Stop right now. Or I’ll bite you.’

    Jason wavered but he still inched closer.

    ‘I will bite you, Jason,’ Tim promised, ‘come near me and I will bite you.’

    ‘No biting in the elevator.’

    ‘Silence, Richard! I am eager to see how this progresses.’

    Or: The batboys get stuck in an elevator and it goes just as badly as you’d expect.

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    28 Jan 2023

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    Percy finally has a friend who is completely and entirely normal. Someone around whom he doesn't have to be a demigod hero. Carter Kane is about as mortal as they come, and Percy intends to keep his secret from his new friend for as long as he can.

    Carter finally has a friend entirely unrelated to the magical side of his life. Someone he doesn't have to share with Sadie or save the world with. Percy Jackson is the furthest thing from a magician, and Carter is determined to keep Percy very separate from any and all mythology.

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    Or: Two idiots try to protect each other from the dangerous magical aspects of their double-lives without realizing that the other is just as wrapped up in crazy mythological stuff as they are. And maybe they end up falling in love somewhere along the way.

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    28 Jan 2023

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    They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

    Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

    Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

    If he can.

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    28 Jan 2023

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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

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    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    05 Dec 2022