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A collection of drabbles by yours truly. 💙
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Foolish One by coldbrewcalico for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2026
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It's an innocent game of spin the bottle. Easy, right?
Fortunately for Hermione and Ron, they're both really bad at playing by the rules. -
Try Again by coldbrewcalico for FrostedFamiliar, VerseandVictoire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2026
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No one is more thrilled to have Hermione on board as the DMLE’s Head Healer than Auror Ron Weasley. Much to Hermione’s chagrin, he thinks getting to work with his girlfriend right next door is perhaps the best thing that’s ever happened to him.
She might be more inclined to agree, if only he didn’t insist on knocking on her door nearly every other hour.
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Falter by coldbrewcalico for VerseandVictoire, Whatrebeccawrites, Alwaysabookworm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2026
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It was supposed to be a routine, run-of-the-mill sting operation. Cause just enough chaos at one of the known Death Eater locations, not blow their whole fucking cover. But of course when Seamus Finnigan is involved, things hardly go as planned.
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Never Felt Worse by coldbrewcalico for callhermalfoy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Feb 2026
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Back at Hogwarts, Draco is forced to acquaint himself with the colour red. He hates it, of course.
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Hell or High Water by poppyhills for Fluffy_Underneath
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2026
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When Draco Malfoy is (mistakenly) abducted by pirates on the eve of his wedding, he wants nothing more than to escape.
Not because of the constant threat of getting thrown overboard, or the stench of men stuck at sea for weeks on end, or the fact that he's getting sucked deeper and deeper into a wild treasure hunt he's not equipped for. No, the worst part about getting kidnapped, he's finding, is the longer he stays, the more difficult it is becoming to leave.
And he has one moody pirate captain with beautiful green eyes to blame for that.
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28 Jun 2026
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All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.
He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.
And then Draco Malfoy walks in.
Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.
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Or: “oh no, he’s hot”
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Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.
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24 Jun 2026
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Like human puberty, Veela puberty can come with its own pitfalls. Uh-oh! Is that a mood swing? Veela hormones are twice as strong as their human counterparts, so you may find yourself dizzily cheerful in the morning and despairing your wretched existence in the afternoon. Don’t worry. It’s all normal. It’ll smooth out over time. Healing sexual touch can help!
Draco’s 1983 Veela Puberty guide didn’t say anything about what to do if you accidentally seduced your roommate. Oops.
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22 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.
Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.
Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?
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22 Jun 2026
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The Broom-Averse Guide to Magical Methods of Transportation by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2024
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“I hate the Floo,” he says. It just comes out of him, like the time he’d jinxed himself to vomit slugs. “It gives me migraines for days afterward. S’why I asked Nott for a Portkey.”
Pansy laughs ruefully, pulling her fisherman’s beanie on a little tighter. Her feet stay planted where they are. “I have my reasons, too,” she says.
He holds out his hand in a flourish, motioning for her to list them.
“It’s none of your—” She stops. “Look,” she says, her gaze at her feet before she meets his. “I’m not just being a cunt. Traveling with me is…complicated.”
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- Part 2 of Healer's Guide Universe
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21 Jun 2026