coffee_bubbles
Recent bookmarks
-
Summary
The year is 2024-2025 and the Van Der Linde gang is a cult with Dutch Van Der Linde being its leader. Sadie Adler and Charles Smith are FBI agents, approached by one of the cult members with a deal - they will introduce Sadie and Charles, allow them to infiltrate the cult in exchange for immunity. Of course, nothing about the case is easy.
- Words:
- 52,364
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 56
Bookmarked by coffee_bubbles
22 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
For as long as Jason can remember back, he’s known that he has something other and magical running through his veins.
He doesn’t remember much of his father, but he remembers his mother cradling his cheeks and telling him he has Willis Todd’s eyes, his eyes and his gift; something sacred that he must always keep close to his heart, because magic is rare, magic is for special people, people destined for something great. It’s a spark in his blood, a thrum under his pulse, and no matter how much he hates it, it’s all his.
Except, he’s all its, too. And when Jason dies, his magic doesn’t let him go.
It takes a clown, a crowbar and a bomb for him to figure that out. And then– well. Only way to go from a grave is up, right?
—
Or, the one where Jason is semi-immortal and decides to make it everyone else’s problem. Also, there are shadow demons and magical threats and mystical monks, sometimes. He deals with them and– runs a crime empire on the side, or something.
Shit only really starts going awry when the Bats show up.
Bookmarked by coffee_bubbles
09 Mar 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Fuck!”
Smoke grits his teeth, gripping the shears in his hand tighter as they begin to shake. There’s a small patch of hair near his right ear, unevenly clipped and shorter than the rest. A thin cut at the tip bleeds sluggishly, creating a trail down his lobe and onto the already dirty towel on his shoulders. He clasps his other hand around his wrist, willing them to still to no avail.
With a frustrated snarl, he tosses the shears on the weathered vanity with a sharp thunk.
“Fuck,” he says quieter.
Bookmarked by coffee_bubbles
18 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559,991
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 55
- Comments:
- 29,505
- Kudos:
- 47,600
- Bookmarks:
- 7,698
- Hits:
- 2,172,374
Bookmarked by coffee_bubbles
07 Jul 2025
-
Entirely Out of Spite: Into the Spite-verse by Bgtea
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
- Words:
- 622,118
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 448
Bookmarked by coffee_bubbles
07 Jul 2025