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    Dwight finds himself in a twisted arrangement with a sadistic and possessive Danny.

    (In-Game, Entity Realm Setting)

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    Dwight Fairfield is sick of chronic singledom, and strikes gold through a dating app.

    Shame that his perfect date is also his serial killer stalker.

    Red flags are just flags when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses.

    (Modern AU - 2010s)

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    Sasuke sets his book down with great, deliberate care, stands, and heads for the hallway with what he hopes is dignity.
    He takes two steps.
    His foot rolls over something small and round.
    The pen Naruto dropped earlier shoots out from under his heel.
    Sasuke goes down, face-first, with a heavy thump.
    “NARUTO,” he growls into the floor.
    Naruto is useless. He is fully on his side now, half on the couch, half sliding onto the rug, laughing so hard there are actual tears streaming from his eyes. His glasses are skewed, his wheezing laughter echoing off the walls.
    Sasuke pushes himself up, cheeks hot, and snatches the pen off the floor like it has personally offended him. “Pick up your weapons,” he mutters darkly. “Menace.”

    Sasuke leaves, as always. And now he’s back. Naruto is falling apart, but somehow, he feels whole again.

    p.s.
    i DONOT own naruto or the characters or the universe
    (i wish i did)
    all credits to the kishimoto you rock bro i love you thanks for making naruto

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    The woman tilted her head. "Do you know what we just did to you?"

    Astarion's eyes darted between them, perplexed by the question. What they did to him…?

    That's when he noticed the Selûnite pendant around her neck. She was a cleric… had she healed him? He tried to piece together a scenario that made any sort of sense, but the details barely added up. Had these people found him? If so, why did they drag him across the city? How did they do such a thing? Why wasn't he in Harborside getting treatment? He wasn't sure exactly how severe his injuries had been, but he knew for a fact that a simple healing potion would not have done a thing to mend him back together.

    "Are you… healers?" he asked.

    The bearded man's mouth dropped open. "Healers—? What? No," he began to reach for him, but thought better of it and awkwardly closed his fist instead. "Astarion, it's me. Gale."

    Astarion didn't recognize his name or his face in the slightest, but the way he was looking at him gave him pause.

    "I… I don't…" Astarion shook his head slightly, racking his brain. "I'm sorry… Have we met before?"

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    21 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Seduction?” Gale sputtered. “You think me capable of seduction!?”

    “Don’t sell yourself short, my boy,” Elminster said, “seduction is only the first step. You’ll be a vampire’s consort by the end of Nightal, or my name isn’t ‘Elminster Aumar’!”

    “Oh, this is going to be good,” one of the Sages whispered, and Gale was mortified to feel his face flush a deep red.

    —-

    There is a new type of vampire in Baldur’s Gate: an Ascended, not seen for centuries. The staff of Blackstaff Academy in Waterdeep—known for cutting edge research into magics and mysticism of all kinds—are desperate to know more about this once in a lifetime phenomenon. And they know just the wizard desperate enough for the job.

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    12 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Danny finds Dwight in a locker and takes the opportunity to make a move

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    12 Jan 2026

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    All Danny wanted to do was interview his hero, the infamous Michael Myers, to get his side of the story.

    He hadn’t planned on being kidnapped by the man.

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    03 Oct 2025