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take my hand (take my whole life too) by childofnone02
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Jun 2026
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Astarion licked his parched lips, feeling all at once like a boy and a man, like just another person at a ball talking to a beautiful woman and wanting, more than anything, to take her home. He felt dizzy and terrified, hopeful and covetous, and nothing at all like a monster.
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Astarion and The Dark Urge accidentally ingest an aphrodisiac. Heartfelt (and horny) antics ensue.
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- Part 4 of nocturnal creatures
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"There’s no need to extol my virtues. I already know what they are.”
“Splendid.” Gale’s smile turned playful once more, and warmth seemed to emanate from him. Calliope could feel it all the way in her heart. “Though I find I rather enjoy extolling your virtues. If it’s all the same to you, I should like to continue.”
“Oh.” Calliope was suddenly glad of her complexion, pink like a peony blossom. It hid her blush remarkably well, or so she hoped. “Well. If you absolutely must…”
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Gale's Act 2 romance scene, sans the angst (because the world is heavy enough)
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Shadowheart’s fingers against Leda’s jaw burned like a brand, searing Leda to the bone. She was acutely aware of every place on her body Shadowheart was touching — their knees grazing, their mouths gasping in close proximity, their noses nudging. Leda was dizzy with want, covetous for something she couldn’t give precise shape to.
It was a desire that bordered on devotion, a sense of worship that edged on blasphemy.
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Two contemplative clerics spend a night together. Kissing is involved.
Set sometime between Acts 2 and 3, post Shar's Gauntlet.
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Almost without meaning to, her body shifted closer to Shadowheart's, her fingers creeping over the inches of unbearably empty space between them to brush against the Sharran's.
It was the lightest graze, barely even a touch, but lightning zipped up Leda's spine, her lips parting as if in a question she was too frightened to ask.
It shouldn't feel this good, Leda thought. Why does it feel this good?
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A Sharran and a Selûnite share an evening together. What could possibly go wrong?
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“I want coffers overflowing with gold, so that I can spoil you rotten.” Astrion’s fingers inched beneath the lacy hem of her nightgown, smiling when her breath caught as he began to push it up. “I want to serve you wine in silver goblets every night, and tea in the rarest porcelain every morning. I want to treat you so sweetly your teeth fall out. Make you so disgustingly happy, it would never cross your mind to question what you are to me again.”
Laosie scoffed, but the tremor in her voice betrayed her nerves, the budding arousal gnawing at her gut. “What, precisely, am I to you? A thing to be adorned?”
Astarion chuckled. “I suppose material possessions aren’t everything, if you have lesser ambitions than I. But, no. I simply want for you what I want for myself.” His fingers hooked in the waistband of her undergarments, and Laosie was helpless to do anything but let him tug them down her legs and toss them behind him, his eyes gleaming mischievously beneath pale lashes. “I want us to have the world, my love.”
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In which The Dark Urge has a bad dream, and Astarion makes it all better by fucking her senseless.
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- Part 3 of nocturnal creatures
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“I don’t usually watch uh…reality dating programs.”
“Oh, it’s much more than a dating program," the network executive said. "It brings together contestants from all of the Tadpole network’s programming slate and demonstrates what they all have in common at their core. The show is about strategy and human drama. Of course there are relationships but how can one understand the human condition without love?”
“I suppose that’s true,” Gale said cautiously. He had never watched Matchmakers but the trailer sometimes autoplayed on his Tadpole app and most of the contestants seemed to be wearing bathing suits in every shot and yelling at each other. “I’m just still not sure how I could fit into a show with quite so much human drama."
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11 Jul 2025
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You spun around, and your eyes—much brighter than usual, Saeyoung thought—landed squarely on him.
For a split second, he was just a kid in a bar, awkward and self-conscious, sober and enchanted with you. And you were perfect—resplendent in your confidence, impossibly sexy in your little skirt with your shirt hanging off your shoulder.
As you sashayed up to him, he felt his face heat up, and he averted his eyes. This girl couldn’t be looking at him. But it was you, and of course you were.
RFA goes to a bar; Saeyoung sees you drunk for the first time; you obviously do it in the bathroom.
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Divine Bloodlines: Requiem by TheSamsquantch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
10 Apr 2025
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"You would've condemned her to death by my hand regardless of the circumstances, everything you touch is ruined by you, boy" Cazador loomed over him, a cruel smirk spread across his face.
"I see why you chose her, the naive have the sweetest smelling blood"
Astarion felt a cold hatred wash over him as his eyes met his masters. In that moment, the world had become silent, and the only tangible things in the chapel were himself, Cazador, and Junes' body.
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15 May 2025
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“Uh -” Evie could feel herself starting to sweat a bit. A combination of fear and pressing up against a man who could explode and rip them to pieces at any moment. “How soon do you need to consume something?”
Gale closed his eyes and leaned against the wall. “It’s hard to be an expert on something like this but my conservative estimate would be as soon as possible.”
“How soon is ‘soon’?”
“Now, probably wouldn’t be too ambitious.”
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- Part 1 of cross your heart and hope to die
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20 Mar 2025
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The secret to surviving is simple. It’s the execution that poses problems.
Don’t die.
It’s that easy.
auri knows people, and that's how she can tell; astarion is deeply, deeply fucked up.
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24 Jul 2024