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The Weekends Are Blissfully Silent by Bet_on_black, Yanana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2021
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Narcissa is tried for her participation during the war and finds herself punished with community service. She must practice a new muggle job each month for a whole year or she'll find herself in Azkaban after all. Hermione is her probation officer who guides her through this muggle hell, with horrible people, loud noises, horrendous odors and ugly garments that make Narcissa want to gouge out her eyes. Hermione must prevent that at any cost, because... you know, pretty blue eyes.
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- Part 3 of Cissamione Comedy
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- English
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- 13/13
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13 Jun 2026
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Hermione is a junior lawyer who works hard, doesn't play at all, and has started going to yoga to de-stress from too many hours sitting at a desk. She also happens to have a massive crush on senior partner Narcissa Black. When she's asked to work on a big new case with Narcissa, dealing with the estate of the lead singer of a punk band, she can't say no - but finds herself well out of her depth when Narcissa turns out to be just as good at flirting as she is at winning in court.
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- English
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- 30,159
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- 7/7
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08 Jun 2026
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Rumi was never meant to stand in the spotlight, she belonged to the shadows, carrying scars no one was supposed to see. Mira has lived her whole life in the glare of it, polished and untouchable, even as her world threatened to crack beneath her.
When Rumi is assigned as Mira’s bodyguard, neither of them expected more than duty and distance. But what begins as obligation slowly unravels into something neither expected.
As danger closes in and secrets surface, both women are forced to confront what it means to trust, carry scars, and to risk everything for someone who might just matter more than survival itself.
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30 May 2026
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Celine finally breaks her silence. "You liked them so much because they're the same color as your hair."
"Did we use to have them in the garden?"
"Yes," Celine hums. "I planted them for the same reason."
"I see," Rumi's eyes linger on the picture for a little bit longer before she turns to Celine. "I wish you told me that."
To her surprise, Celine actually relents and says: "Likewise."
OR: The many ways Celine put Rumi first, for better or for worse, and the one time (through Zoey and Mira's love) Rumi doesn't let her.
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- Part 5 of Polytrix Fluff
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27 May 2026
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"So, Rumi," Zoey's mother begins, so sweet and benign and unaware of the massive headache she was about to gracefully bestow upon Rumi. "Are you seeing anyone?"
It's an innocent question. Just one of those things that parents ask their daughter's friends. She asks it while Rumi helps herself to a delectable serving of galbi jjim, piling cuts of the meat onto her plate, and Rumi almost fumbles her chopsticks and drops a piece.
It's just a yes or no question.
Rumi, however, stops and very eloquently says: "Um."
OR: When Zoey's cousin invites all three of them to California for his wedding, Zoey is forced to navigate her and Rumi's newly-found feelings for each other while staying at her parents' house for four days. Zoey's trying not to explode, Rumi is an awkward, blushing mess, and Mira thinks it's the funniest shit ever. Will they manage to survive Costco, nosy family members in a backyard barbecue, a bachelor party, and the wedding day itself?
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- Part 4 of Zoerumi Fluff / Oneshots
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- English
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by chiefprocrastinator
24 May 2026