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    The blood won’t wash off. It never does, and it never will. As the Hokage’s right-hand man, Kakashi has shed enough that he knows he’ll never see the Pure Lands. If he actually does, Obito will never let him live his failures down.

    So who is this masked man that keeps swooping in every time Kakashi is so close to death, he can taste it?

    Whoever it is doesn’t matter. Kakashi will continue to protect his comrades, even if he can’t atone for the scum he is. He will keep Obito’s will alive. He will make sure they see the world together.

    (Unknowingly, he does.)

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    12 Apr 2026

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    “I wish they could just stop and figure it out already,” Rin says, exhausted. “But, anyway… I apologize for going on and on about my team and our problems. What have you been up to? Do you have anything special planned now that you’re back home?”

    Jiraiya barely registers her words because the moment of realization hits him like a kunai to the head. That’s it! He’s got it!

    He can see it playing like a movie as the metaphors and literary themes piece themselves together in his mind. He puts his hands on his hips and stares out into the distance, proud to put his newfound inspiration to good use. “I’m going to try my hand at writing yaoi.”

    OR: One sunny day in Konoha, Jiraiya finds inspiration from his student's students and decides to turn Icha Icha into a queer trilogy. Obito thinks his books belong in the trash but they make Kakashi happy, so he’s forced to suffer through them. Little does he know, Icha Icha is loosely based off his lived experiences.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    No one can avoid internal affairs. Not even ANBU.

    Still masked, Kakashi walked up to his desk and slammed down an S-rank mission scroll.
    "Surely there are faster ways to kill me, sensei."
    "I'm insulted," Minato raised an eyebrow. "That you assume I want it to be quick."

    An AU in which Minato brings down the full force of internal affairs onto ANBU, just so Kakashi can have some regular, non-murderous, social interaction.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Kakashi jumped to his feet with a snarl. He did not know of a genjutsu that could fool the sharingan—would not have believed it to be possible. But here, in this illusion that was so elaborately built and powerfully enacted, not only did his borrowed sharingan fail to dispel the illusion but it made him believe that he was still five, that his father just died, that Kakashi did not possess the sharingan at all.

    This was not his nightmare, the copy-nin realized with growing horror. This was every shinobi's nightmare.

    Kakashi was compromised.

    Time-travel AU

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    21 Mar 2026

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    If this is what the bastard smells like on suppressants, then Ed can't even imagine how good he must smell normally. What would the full force of it do to Ed's body? To his psyche? It would probably feel amazing.

    Ed hopes he smells half this good to other people when he presents, but knowing his luck he'll smell like dear old dad, not that he remembers what that smells like anymore. Probably it'll be some bullshit like... like... a train car when it's way too hot out. Rancid milk. Automail oil, too, even if he gets his limbs back, because there's no way he won't be cursed with this for the rest of his life. To be fair, he fucking deserves it.

    Part of this whole thing has to be about acceptance, though, doesn't it? So, maybe he'll just... be what he is. For once.

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    15 Mar 2026