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    Steve Rogers is a seasoned activist and not at all afraid to get arrested while protesting the building of a pipeline. HOWEVER he is TERRIFIED when he realizes he’ll be chained to the same backhoe as Bucky “very handsome southern boy who also plays guitar and struts like a panther in his very tight, worn thin blue jeans” Barnes.

    Our brave, tiny Steve will find out once and for all: Can you catch on fire from blushing over your crush?

    May Contain: Extended descriptions of how to get arrested while chained to a backhoe, copious amounts of sisters, Appalachian accents, cheerful silliness interspersed with tragic background realness. Pining with a happy ending. Chicken related controversy.

    Tragic background realness mainly consists of parents passing away, because who doesn’t love adult orphans. Discussion of funerals. Very brief homophobic interaction in chapter 18 (marked in the chapter intro notes). There is no violence, but there are a few moments where you might think there might be violence. Overall this is a romance not a gritty, hard hitting documentary.

    If I missed any potential triggers I always appreciate being told as I know what it's like to have my day/etc ruined by something in a fic.

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    02 May 2026

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    Bucky Barnes is living the dream--his own restaurant on 'The Other Fifth Avenue' back home in Park Slope, Brooklyn, with a staff of his dearest friends, a garden to grow, and the chance to be close to his sisters after ten long years as a journeyman chef. All he has to do is keep his head down and do the work so that they survive their first litmus year in business. They've got the buzz. They've got the menu. And now, they've got the patronage of the original hometown hero returned, the guy who put Brooklyn on the map, the legend himself: The Cap. Only Bucky gets a lot more than he bargained for when he cooks for his childhood crush. He might even lose his heart.

    Or, the Stucky version of The Bear with a lot less yelling and a lot more fluff.

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    02 May 2026

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    “Holy shit,” Sam says, and then delighted, “Holy shit. You look like my nana’s dog. This is incredible.”

    “Yeah, funny that, when they gave him the serum it only really worked on the human bits.” Bucky, whose reaction to Sam thus far has been standoffish at best, and like a wolf whose territory has been invaded at worst, sounds amused, the asshole.

    Steve growls a little.

    Or rather: A story in which Steve Rogers is the littlest werewolf who could and Bucky Barnes comes in from the cold and makes him his home.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    SHIELD discovers that HYDRA took a DNA sample from Captain America and a DNA sample from the Winter Soldier and tried to breed a perfect supersoldier. Steve and Bucky suddenly find themselves the parents of a three-year-old boy who won't speak.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Post-Winter Soldier. Steve-and-Bucky is different than Steve-or-Bucky-and-anyone-else, but then again, it always has been.

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    14 Apr 2026