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• Awh, so sorry to hear about your traumatic contracts. You get four big booms. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!! by captainio

  Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

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  16 Mar 2026

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  • Dr. Mensah & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot & Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Mensah (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Random Medical Bot
  • Mensah & Murderbot March Prompt Meme (Murderbot Diaries)
  • There's a random medical bot but its not very important
  • This is genuinely something the author pulled out of their butt at midnight. Viewer discretion is advised
  • Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault
  • I don't think the horror of ComfortUnits are talked about enough
  • Mild descriptions of gore(I think)
  • We're all killing the CR. Who's with me we ride at dawn.
  • Sorry about the title author couldn't think of anything
  • if the author has to have a bad time then OH BOY don't you wish the author wasn't obsessed with somebody who is very very prone to bad times
  • sort of a panic attack happens in this one
  • No beta we die like 2.0
  • actually probably should have betad this one before i set it out. sorry guys im too lonely for that one

  Summary

  Mensah gets called when SecUnit begins to freak out over seemingly nothing. But when its suddenly afraid of her, who else is there to turn to?

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• Warranty by captainio

  Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

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  02 Mar 2026

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  • Dr. Mensah & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • ART | Perihelion & Murderbot
  • Dr. Mensah (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Mentioned Perihelion - Character
  • Aging
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • maybe? i think?
  • Author is actually really out of it sorry guys
  • Everybody is trying to bully SecUnit into taking care of itself
  • I haven't seen enough people talk about how SecUnit is probably past warranty and I am too so I'll do it myself
  • Mensah & Murderbot March Prompt Meme (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Talk about death
  • Talk about EMOTIONS?!?

  Summary

  SecUnit is past warranty and aging painfully. It turns to Mensah for help

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• DECEMBER DRABBLES SPEEDRUNNING by captainio

  Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

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  22 Jan 2026

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  • Dr. Mensah & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Mensah & PreservationAux Survey Team (Murderbot Diaries)
  • ART | Perihelion & Murderbot
  • Murderbot & Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot & Overse (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Arada/Overse (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Mensah & one of her kids
  • Murderbot & Pin-Lee (Murderbot Diaries)
  • ART | Perihelion & Iris
  • Iris & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Gurathin & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot & SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Mensah (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • ART | Perihelion
  • Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Mensah's Child
  • Pin-Lee (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Iris (Murderbot Diaries)
  • SecUnit 3 (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Gurathin (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Mentioned PreservationAux Survey Team (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot Diaries 2.0 Discord's Murderbot Diaries Drabble December 2025
  • snow ball fights
  • snowwww
  • SecUnit accidentally hurts Ratthi oh no
  • Perihelion is partially responsible
  • IMPLIED that Arada and Overse are going to have a kid/already have one in any which way you wish to decide they will
  • SecUnit is the one giving gifts this time
  • music and performances and instruments
  • Time out corners
  • Nocturnal SecUnit
  • POV ART | Perihelion
  • Profanity
  • SecUnit picking up things from its humans
  • SecUnit is a hacker
  • it needs its time to say "I'm in.. I breached the firewall" like the true nerd it is
  • absolutely COSMIC AND VERY VAST ROBOT YEARNING
  • could be taken as sechelion I suppose
  • codebaby/2.0 haunts them just slightly
  • cellular divisions there too
  • Iris loves poking at MB and ART
  • Cats
  • Intoxicants
  • ART of the glomp
  • Showers
  • therapy...scary

  Summary

  what it says on the tin. TMBD DD but I'm speed rushing certain prompts so I can draw out the process on others..

  will be(or at least I hope) updated very quickly.. I'm rushing to certain prompts like a man wanting to come back home to his wife and kids while at war.

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  • Part 9 of December Drabbles(TMBD)

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• Hard Currency Cards and Hard Conversations by captainio

  Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

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  29 Dec 2025

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  • Dr. Gurathin & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Gurathin (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot Diaries 2.0 Discord's Murderbot Diaries Drabble December 2025
  • Slice of Life
  • SecUnit gets MORE GIFTS
  • gosh get a load of this gluttony guys. get a load of THIS GUY
  • Gurathin wants to make amends with SecUnit and it is fighting TOOTH AND NAIL not to give in
  • currency cards
  • moneyyyyy woahzies look guy money
  • do you guys think SecUnit sugar "daddies" the Perihelion somehow. what woah guys WHOOO said that

  Summary

  TMBD DD day twelve: currency.

  SECUNIT!! CANT!! STOP!! GETTING!! GIFTS!! I CANT CONTROL IT GUYS IM JUST THE MESSENGER

  SecUnit kind of has to admit that Gurathin has a point oh my gooeyness somebody get the camera

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  • Part 8 of December Drabbles(TMBD)

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• Misplaced by captainio

  Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

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  28 Dec 2025

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  • Murderbot & Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Gurathin & Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Ratthi (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Dr. Gurathin (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Murderbot (Murderbot Diaries)
  • SecUnit is both tired of this grandpa and also is aware that is too damn bad
  • Ignore how this looks like an excerpt from something much bigger.. I'm not writing anything on the side trust guys trust trust
  • Preservation Station (Murderbot Diaries)
  • Mentioned Perihelion
  • Mentioned Mensah
  • Mentioned Unnamed CombatSecUnit
  • Murderbot Diaries 2.0 Discord's Murderbot Diaries Drabble December 2025

  Summary

  TMBD DD day eleven: lost and found.

  SecUnit might be a little forgetful, but it could swear it had TWO arms before.

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  • Part 7 of December Drabbles(TMBD)

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