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A Reckless Thing, Beloved by TheSnidget (VespertineBloom)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2026
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When Rodolphus Lestrange resurfaces, Hermione Granger’s first major case as the DMLE’s newly appointed Dark Prosecutor demands more than legal brilliance. To draw him out, she must make herself vulnerable and convincing enough to become the weakness he can’t resist.
Gawain Robards will only authorise the operation on one condition: Senior Auror Harry Potter must act as both her protection and her secondary lure.
Taking the case could secure Hermione’s place on Level Two…all she has to do is date her best friend in public and make the lie believable.
Submission for Harmony Out Of The Ordinary Fest.
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30 Jun 2026
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Someone intervened the night Dumbledore went to Privet Drive. Someone who knew exactly what that doorstep would cost.
Instead, Harry Potter grows up with a family, one foot in the Muggle world and one foot in a complicated bloodline. He arrives at Platform 9 3/4 completely unprepared for a bushy haired know-it-all who doesn’t treat him like the rest.
A new timeline but Voldemort is still coming. The horcruxes still exist. Some fixed points cannot be moved.
But this Harry knows what he’s fighting for before the war ever begins.
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29 Jun 2026
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Le Petit Mort, or: Potentially The Worst Weekend of Harry Potter's Life by Prill_and_Quill for Mr_YK_Potter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter has survived Voldemort, the Forbidden Forest, and seven years of Hermione Granger's study schedules. He did not anticipate that a routine Dark artefact retrieval and one catastrophically misread French idiom would prove his undoing. Ron Weasley, armed with one of Draco's books and absolutely no working knowledge of Romance languages, delivers the worst medical advice in the history of wizarding Britain and then leaves for the weekend. Hermione comes to take care of Harry. Harry attempts to not die. He does a terrible job of it. Hermione has no idea why.
A comedy of errors, a fidelity urn, and le petit mort — which, it turns out, means something rather different than Ron thought.
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A fluffy little one shot dedicated to Mr_YK_Potter whose Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest has produced such terrific creativity from this little ship. This one came about as I was contemplating one of my all-time favorite Fuck-or-Die fics and I thought about how fun a Fuck AND Die fic could be.
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Please note: no Weasleys were harmed in the making of this fic, though one was significantly embarrassed.
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29 Jun 2026
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A new Ministry marriage law.
A list of acceptable candidates that resolves, inevitably, to one name.
Six thousand miles between London and Chicago, and a phone that Harry checks more than is strictly necessary.For fourteen years, he's been circling the one thing he can't live without, though he's only now being honest with himself about it.
The Ministry's marriage law gives him forty-three days to do something about it.
He may need every minute.
Written for the 2026 Harmony Out-of-the-Ordinary fest.
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21 Jun 2026