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HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CAT INTO LOVING YOU IN FIVE EASY STEPS: A PEGORYU + RYU&MONA STORY OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE AND FEEDING SPECIES-APPROPRIATE SNACKIES by canticle
Fandoms: Persona 5
25 Jan 2026
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The moment he pulls his next client into the exam room, Ryuji knows with a deep and unabiding sense of urgency, that he's gonna wife this guy the hell UP.
(Kurusu Akira and the story of how a half-kilogram street kitten netted him the love of his life) -
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and in between the moon and you
the angels get a better view
of the crumbling difference between wrong and rightsusie changes her mind.
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In his dreams, Lio burns.
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Five and a half months ago Ryuji brought a slightly damp and greasy paper bag full of underwhelming fast food to a guy with frizzy black hair, misaligned glasses, and the worst under-eye bags he's ever seen. The guy opened the door, looked him up and down, whistled, and gave him 5000 yen and a grin that should have made him look like a ghoul or a creep but instead was just a pristine white slash against his face. That should have been the end of it.
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- Part 1 of dirty burger au
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Didn't Ryuji make it clear? That door's closed. The best way forward is where he is— at Akira's side. School, days off, in the Metaverse. Wherever Akira needs him is where Ryuji wants to be.
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i once made mention of the fact that the only way i like to ship akeshu is with a protagonist that ten thousand percent gets off on the idea of sticking his dick in a tornado full of barbed wire
this is the collection i never thought i would make, but now that it exists it sure does exist
these do not make up any sort of storyline, they're just iterations on the same thing. no uwu niceboy akechi here.
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that time i went to a gay club and hooked up with a man (i'm not gay btw) by azunshi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jan 2025
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Shen Yuan isn't gay.
But ...
But after a one-night stand with a handsome stranger, he finds himself questioning whether it happened because he was left unsupervised at a gay club or if he was, heavens forbid, actually the slightest bit attracted to men. Thus, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
Or: It didn't count because they 'didn't do the butt stuff.'
Or: Shen Yuan was wearing socks, so it wasn't gay.
Or: Shen Yuan decides the best way to see if he is attracted to men is to hook up with Luo Binghe again. This time, he'll do it properly. With the butt stuff and without the socks.
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16 May 2026
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Once More Unto The Breach by gentarussy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Mar 2026
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“They were not incorrect; A-Niang was very talented,” Mobei-jun said. “And wonderfully vicious. That – is what this King has heard.”
Then Mobei-jun cleared his throat.
“Qinghua is like her, in some ways.”
When Mobei-jun unexpectedly meets his end long before he should, loyal servant and mommy-issues-extraordinare Shang Qinghua must use his new (questionable) time-travel abilities to uncover his King’s deep-set issues and nurse him back to health.
Wait, nurse?
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01 May 2026
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Patient History by acernor, Shamelesscooper
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2022
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Oh no! Liu Qingge has been inflicted with a dastardly poison, one that will slowly and painfully liquefy his organs if he doesn't dual cultivate with someone soon! Thankfully, the good doctor Mu Qingfang is here to save his most frequent patient... however a few difficulties arise: for every partner the victim has been with, this most sinister poison, Blinders for Wandering Eyes, becomes all the more deadly! One would think the austere and proud lord of Bai Zhan peak would have no problem with such a substance, and yet...
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ヽ(´▽｀)/: mqf: one shot, one and done, over and out, no problem at all!
ヽ(´▽｀)/: lqg, local unwitting slut: i am a virgin please raw me
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21 Apr 2026
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How to Get Your Man Off in Six Years or Less by acernor for whilst
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2019
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While Luo Binghe is in the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu is struck by a strange poison that gives him a woman's body. The only solution: orgasm.
Who on earth will be able to help him...?
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17 Mar 2026
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Courtship Procedures by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2025
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“Qinghua often reminds me that violence does not mean the same thing for humans as it does for demons. When humans court, they give gifts and recite poems and spend time in each other’s presence. When demons court…” Mobei-Jun met his eye. “They fight.”
Luo Binghe stared at him.
“…Junshang spent approximately five years constantly fighting that one peak lord.”
Luo Binghe’s eyebrow started twitching, and he lifted a hand to press against it. “So you’re telling me,” he said, “that when I was beating that brute to keep him from stealing Shizun’s body…” He inhaled deeply, then let out the breath in a rushed exhale. “Everyone in the Demon Realm thought that we were…courting?”
“Yes.”
“Get out.”
Mobei-Jun got out.
Years after winning Shen Qingqiu’s hand in marriage, Luo Binghe starts being inundated with questions from demons about his “second wife.” What second wife?! The only wife he needs is Shizun! And on top of that, he would certainly never court Liu-fucking-Qingge!
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- Part 1 of A Matter of Procedure
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03 Mar 2026