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In which Sherlock and John receive a furry friend.
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“It’s not right. Man shall not lie with man. It is an abomination.” The woman jumped in as she tipped her cat-eyed glasses downward to get a better look at Sherlock - who was staring daggers at her.
"So is that hairdo..." Mycroft muttered under his breath.
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They both found other things to indulge in rather than the tea.
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“All you women are the fucking same.”
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09 Sep 2025
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V has a problem. He’s become a chronic masturbator to cope with his ever-growing dilemma. To cure his thirst for self-pleasure, he gets in contact with a buyer from Mr. Hands’ payroll in hopes of finding out some new experimental chrome to play with. Dogtown it is!
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26 Aug 2025
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Sharing a body with legendary terrorist and rockerboy, Johnny Silverhand, was already a headache. Add sexual frustration and a one-night stand into the equation and it gets a lot more complicated.
Johnny's voice dropped to a whisper, almost awed. “This is fucked up.”
V chuckled. “Welcome to the female experience, asshole.”
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26 Aug 2025
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Johnny loves to throw around the phrase “go fuck yourself” without any action to back it up. When V challenges him on his favorite insult, Johnny realizes fast and hard that he’d rather go fuck V himself.
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26 Aug 2025
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One of the first things John remembers after Dutch took him in is… well. Arthur. Just Arthur.
Arthur was two heads taller than him then and had just turned 22 a few days prior. He had this comfortable and effortless nature about him, like he could handle whatever good or bad the world threw at him with ease, and a handsomer face than most outlaws, though John hadn’t met many at that point. Everyone in the gang liked him, that much was immediately clear, and John never stood a chance when Arthur sauntered up to him, extended a hand, and welcomed him with a lopsided grin.
He couldn’t help but like Arthur from that moment onward.
John Marston has been in love with Arthur Morgan for a long time. The problem is, he's never told him so.
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17 Aug 2025