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Sirius inherits his uncle's farm, but finding the right farmhand isn't as simple as he'd hoped:
Sirius just couldn’t help but wonder if fantasising about his straight farm assistant was maybe one boundary breach too far. On the other hand, perhaps Remus shouldn’t suck on the end of his pen while lost in thought.- Language:
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Bookmarked by callitwhatitis
04 Jul 2026
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this fic made me learn about australia real fast bc i wasn't getting any references and it made me so mad that i did an australian history crash course
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He lets the slow drag work him through it, and sighs in bliss. Coming untouched twice feels great for a first run, and the overstimulation on his prostate is getting to be a bit much. He thinks he’ll take a break, make dinner before going another round. He pats the bed for his wand, and watches in horror as it rolls off the side and clatters to the floor.
Okay, not ideal. It’s fine.
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- Part 8 of Happy Kinktober
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Bookmarked by callitwhatitis
30 Jun 2026
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i don't usually bookmark smut, if that tells you anything
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A Streamers Guide To Public Simping by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2025
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James Potter is a mouthy streamer with zero chill and an obvious crush. Regulus Black is also a streamer—one who knows exactly how to put James’ mouth to better use. Their audiences have picked up on two things: James is seconds away from confessing his love live on stream, and Regulus is absolutely terrible at hiding just how much he wants him.
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- Part 1 of Jegulus Streamer Series
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Like Real People Do by third_crow for barelyevenhere
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2023
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“Could I get a name for the order?” Marlene asked.
“Serious,” the man replied. “Like the star,” he clarified, and Remus mentally scratched out 'Serious' and rewrote 'Sirius' in his head.
“The… star?” Marlene asked, her pen hovering over the cup as she hesitated.
“S-I-R-I-U-S,” Remus said. He stocked croissants into the display case, not looking up. “The Dog Star,” he added, “brightest star in the sky, actually. Visible from both hemispheres.” When he looked over, the man– Sirius– seemed surprised, his eyebrows raised as Remus spoke, and when Remus finished, he blinked a few times before smiling lopsidedly.
“Er– yeah,” he breathed a laugh. “That.” There was a baby on his hip. Somehow, it had taken Remus a second glance to notice that.
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Or, Remus works as a barista and Sirius comes in every morning with the world's cutest baby, and man, these two just wrote the book on mutual pining, huh?
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- Part 1 of the coffee shop au
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Bookmarked by callitwhatitis
20 Jun 2026
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james haunting the narrative, wolfstar being endlessly patient with each other, what more do you need? 🥲
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Even among the wizardkind, Regulus Black is different.
He has a unique ability.
With nothing but a couple of brush strokes, he can paint a person’s soulmate.
Portrait by portrait, his skill has never failed, with one exception.
See, Regulus Black can paint everyone’s soulmate.
Except his own.***
“Alright,” James says, but a hint of disbelief haunts the corners of his mouth, curled in a wry smirk. “Will you do it, then? Will you paint my—my soulmate? A trace of raw longing filters into the inquiry, making Regulus’ decision for him.
Watching James Potter—Regulus’ big, unanswered question—getting the certainty denied to Regulus, will be a bitter pill to swallow, and if he were a stronger man, he’d refuse. But he’s not a strong man either.
“Yes.”- Language:
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Bookmarked by callitwhatitis
08 Jun 2026
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i'm finding out that sometimes i read things and just forget to bookmark