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    Accidental CIA hacker Draco Malfoy is unceremoniously bullied into becoming the handler for Agent Harry Potter, Codename: Black. Who, coincidently enough, broke his arm back in high school after he allegedly set off a chemical bomb in Potter's face. In retrospect, how was he supposed to know Potter would grow up to be the deadliest man on the planet?

    Also, Draco’s complete lack of self-control has led him to alternate between deliberating injuring the man on missions during the day, and sleeping with him at night. It’s pretty much a complete recipe for disaster.

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Chan-ssi, why are you even bothered about the money? I’m the one paying,” Leeknow said simply, his thumb dragging down on the screen.

    Chan’s body moved before he could think. He pressed both his hands on either armrest of the couch Leeknow sat on, and then used one hand to force the other man to look up at him. “Is wastage of money a joke to you?”

    “You’ve indirectly called yourself useless,” Leeknow said simply, and for the first time Chan wished he could see Leeknow’s mouth shape to say those words.

    “Probably am,” Chan shrugged. “I never knew why I’ve stuck around for so long either. So why spend on someone useless?”

    Leeknow’s eyes twitched again, except this time it wasn’t in amusement. “I’ve heard tales of CB97 being quite brutal with sexual offenders, abusers, rapists, and other dirty people. Never thought he would think so lowly of himself.”

    Chan's grip faltered on Leeknow’s jaw.

    -

    Leeknow’s eyebrows raised behind his fringes. “Just so you know, Chan-ssi. I don’t keep useless things around me. And definitely don’t bother to refine or spend on them.”

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    22 May 2026

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    "Okay! Chan hyung, your turn!"

    "Wait, what? Hold on!"

    Minho's cat cowers back down as Chan occupies the seat next to his cot, or rather, as Chan is pushed into it against his will.

    "Why do I have to do it too? He's your cat," Chan says grouchily, visibly unnerved by Minho.

    "Yeah, but every cat needs a dad."

    "Aren't you his dad?"

    Yongbok says, a smirk tugging up the corner of his lips, "Hyung. You think I can be dad with these hips? I'm Mom! That means you gotta be Dad!"

    Chan clears his throat and mumbles awkwardly, "Hi, uh, Kitty."

    It's cute how uncomfortable he is. Minho wants to make him squirm.

    "Smooth, hyung."

    Chan rolls his eyes and drawls plainly, "Mommy's a real pain in the ass when she's worked up, isn't she? Listen, Kitty. We aren't married or co parenting. I already told Felix that if you're coming home with him, I'm not scooping up any poop or clipping any claws. You're going to be his responsibility, not mine."

     

    or the one where cat hybrid Minho drives his new owner's roommate Chan up the walls with his bad behaviour.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Chan's long-standing solitude in his castle, far from the squabbles of humans, has been disturbed by an offer he can't resist.

    Tasked to be the ultimate test for suitors who want to claim Prince Minho's hand in marriage in exchange for more riches to feed his voracious appetite, he welcomes the prince into his home, but Minho is more than meets the eye.

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    18 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    Cynosure (noun)
    1. a person or a thing that is so good or beautiful that it attracts a lot of attention

    “So you are a fan,” Chan concluded with a shrill voice, not quite hiding his panic as well as he thought he did.

    “Your biggest,” Minho said like he had no shame. As it was, Minho was pretty sure he wouldn’t be able to sleep for the next hundred years with how much that moment was going to haunt him. 

    “I can see that,” Chan nodded and spared the bedroom another look over his shoulder. “Those aren’t official.”

    “No,” Minho replied and cursed himself a little more. Of course, his ego was big enough to plaster his room with pictures of Chan he had taken himself.

    “So you’re a fansite,” Chan said, and didn’t even have the decency to make it a question.

    Or: It’s been 6 years since Minho broke up with Chan.

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    16 Apr 2026