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    Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    19 Jun 2026

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    Arson, murder and… motherhood? After succumbing to a qi deviation, the notorious child abuser Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a body of a prostitute. Not only is he weak, female and lacking any cultivation, worst of all, he is required to take care of his new body’s child. At least he’s read the book, so he knows what’s going to come.

    Meanwhile, Meng Yao is trying to figure out which powerful cultivator is his father. It’s surprisingly difficult.

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    25 May 2026

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    seven yellow bells by for PeerlessSerpent

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    06 Apr 2026

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    There were few worse ways to lose your virginity than stranded in the middle of the woods, in a cave full of dirt, with a shixiong who you barely knew and didn’t care for. There was probably no creature more despicable than Yue Qingyuan for putting Liu Qingge in such a situation.

    But there was no other choice. Between Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan, Yue Qingyuan was the elder of the two of them; it was him who would have to make the right choice even if there were no choices. If Liu Qingge hated him after this, Yue Qingyuan was willing to take responsibility for that, too.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    Forging Bonds in Midnight Oil by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    01 Jan 2026

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    They say that somewhere in the Golden City a legendary beauty sleeps in a bower of rare flowers within a lush courtyard garden, ever-dreaming of the day the red string tied to her small finger finally pulls taut and draws her beloved to her side to wake her. Until such a fortuitous day, the honor guard of Huan Hua Sect watches over her as she rests…

    As a hobby, the minor scholarly god Shen Yuan has spent decades researching this legend to discover its factual roots — and tonight his efforts will finally be rewarded. He has located the courtyard, successfully bypassed the magical safeguards, and can now take a peek at the beauty’s face.

    His er-ge is going to have to eat his words for saying he’d been wasting his time. Shen Yuan can’t wait to rub it in!

    TL;DR: A SVSSS+HOB fusion fic where Liu Qingge is an actual war god, and transmigrated Shen Yuan is the little scholarly god that accidentally stumbles across him.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    Like A Tooth From a Mouth (I Leave a Hole) by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    12 Jun 2026

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    Disciple Shen Qingqiu is at the edge of the Abyss and things have gone off script, but don't worry! The System is here to help!

    A disciple Shen Qingqiu/shizun Luo Binghe AU

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    11 May 2025

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    This Should Have Been A Slow Burn by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    24 Dec 2024

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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    14 Feb 2025