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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    'We should see if that store is open,' he says, 'get you back to normal.'

    'Yeah,' Buck says but he doesn't sound all that enthused by the idea.

    'Do you not want to?'

    Eddie's fine with that. Eddie's fine with anything so long as Buck is happy and his. He doesn't want Buck to keep things the way they are for his sake. He might have only had sex with people with vaginas up to now but he has a cock of his own and he was looking forward to getting more intimate with Buck's.

    'No, I do want my dick back,' says Buck, 'it's just—.'

    'Anything you want to try, baby, we can try it.'

    Buck looks at him head on, his lashes dipped, but he's playing at being coy more so than actually nervous, 'I was thinking. I love to be full and I loved your cock in me and-and I've never really considered it properly because I couldn't have done it before, not exactly, and I've never done it with anyone else, like the other way around, but—. I really want to try double penetration.'

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."

    Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."

    "I do know that."

    "You don't."

    "Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."

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    Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.

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    17 May 2026

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    Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?

    Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.

    +Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Being an omega is tough. Being an omega that towers over the average alpha with the build to back it is impossible. It's fine, Robby wasn't the typical omega, anyway.

    Until Dennis Whitaker.

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    18 Feb 2026