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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    “You don’t have to do that,” Shane said.
     
    “I know.”
     
    “I mean it.”
     
    “I know.”
     
    Shane went quiet.
     
    Ilya’s thumb moved once against his wrist.
     
    “I am doing it because I want.”
     
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    or, the tender relief of being known exactly as you are.

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    “Andrew.” Aaron said sternly when he looked away. “Is it your mouth? You keep messing with it.”

    He hated how concerned his twin sounded. He hated the way that now everyone was looking At him because the idiot was speaking in fucking English and everyone could understand him.

    His first instinct was to ignore him or get up and leave. However after many sessions with Bee they had agreed to not do that. At least not with good reason.

     

    So he glared at everyone before whispering, in German, that yes it was in fact his mouth that was bugging him.

    “He won’t go to a dentist.” Neil told Aaron. Andrew gave him a look and Neil shrugged. Bastard.

    “Andrew,” Aaron muttered. “You need to go see a doctor if your mouth hurts. Especially if it’s your wisdom teeth coming in you might need surgery.”
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    Andrew has wisdom teeth coming in and doesn’t want to go to the dentist.

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    “How did this even happen?” Nicky had asked, arms full of bags from Target that were nearly bursting with four-year-old sized clothing and toys that most of them had never owned when they were children themselves. Neil had watched from the couch, silent and untrusting.

    “No idea,” Andrew had said, and that was that.

    No one knows for how long, no one knows why, no one knows very much of anything, really.

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    In which this is very much a kid fic and Neil is that kid.

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