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Tired of watching Fred moon over Hermione, and spurred on by Ginny’s insistence that Hermione feels the same, George locks the pair of them in a Christmas cupboard to work it out. Unfortunately, he loses the key…
Option to have Molly going ballistic (in a good way) about whether it’s better to get them out in time for turkey, or leave them in there to make her an autumn grandbaby 🤣
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Hermione is fed up. She has no plans and nothing much to look forward to this December. After a particular unsatisfactory night out, she decides to book herself a holiday. It's time to put herself first! However, she has barely arrived in her lovely Irish hotel when somebody unexpected turns up looking for her help. Can they find the elusive Sídhe (Irish magical beings) and will she find her own happy ending in time for Christmas?
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Hermione is helping out in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes when she discovers a Troll in the Stockroom.
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Hermione's Escape by buttons007
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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Hermione finds herself in a spot of trouble. Its Fifth Year in Hogwarts and Hermione is trying to evade an angry Filch. Help comes from an unlikely quarter but has Hermione's escape gotten her into more trouble in the long run?
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Hermione Granger can’t sleep the night before Bill and Fleur’s wedding. With the chaos of the past year behind her and the war looming ahead, her mind refuses to rest. It also doesn’t help that Harry and Ginny are shagging like they might die tomorrow (which, to be fair, they might).
Enter Fred Weasley—unexpected, irreverent, and exactly the distraction she didn’t know she needed.
Loosely inspired by Hozier’s Like Real People Do, this story is about finding something beautiful—however brief—in a world that’s falling apart.
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16 Jan 2026
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July 1997. The Order is scrambling, Harry just escaped by the skin of his teeth from the Dursley's, and Hermione Granger has a checklist to finish before they leave school to defeat Voldemort:
1. Keep Harry Potter breathing.
2. Hunt down the Horcruxes.
3. Experience sex (preferably before dying).Fred Weasley was calculated to be the variable of least resistance. He was supposed to be a stress-reliever, keeper of secrets, and a one-time thing. But when a tactical retreat turns into months of hiding, that "one-time thing" becomes a lifeline. Hermione realizes that she forgot to account for two things: the undeniable chaos of hormones and even the best laid plans can go awry.
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17 Dec 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Case of the Brighton Beach Butcher by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose--and the DMLE is struggling to crack the case. Head of Homicides, Draco Malfoy, works closely with Unspeakable Hermione Granger as she develops a groundbreaking technique to pull the last imprinted memory from the victim's bodies, in hopes they will be able to track down the person responsible.
Meanwhile, Draco struggles to track down a one-night stand who rocked his world, then disappeared. Draco throws himself into solving these mysteries to distract himself from the growing tension between him and Granger—which is becoming harder and harder to ignore.
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01 Dec 2025
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When Hermione accepts a travel assignment to the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary, she does so before checking the dates: early December through January. The unintended holiday abroad might be just the Christmas present she didn't know she needed...or, is it the company of a certain dragon tamer who's always held a special place in her heart?
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13 Jan 2025
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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
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11 Nov 2024