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    “Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.”

    Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?”

    “If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mike explains. “But if we shotgunned, we’d both get two.” God, this is the best idea he’s had in ages. He should’ve stolen Will’s weed, like, months ago. “That’s like, bang for your buck. This is simple math, Will Byers. Keep up.”

    In which it’s well past midnight in New York, Will can’t sleep, and Mike feels like they barely know each other anymore.

    So, they get a little high. Mike is very normal about all of it.

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    After the final battle, it's just Will, Mike, Max, Lucas and Dustin, it's November 6th, 1988, everyone is bored, until Lucas proposes to play "seven minutes in heaven", those seven minutes turn into hours for Will and Mike.

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    mike and will get paired up (not fairly) for the game, having to spend 7 minutes together in a very tiny closet.

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    Max arches a brow. “Carlton, though? You two are dating and you don’t even kiss? Is it just a preference thing?”

    Will sighs, resigned. He drops his hands. “Okay. Honestly?” He hesitates, then shrugs. “He was a bad kisser. And I just… couldn’t get excited around him. At all.”

    The reaction is immediate and merciless. Dustin makes a dramatic gagging noise. El gasps like she’s been handed gossip gold. Lucas high-fives Max, shaking her hand in his.

    Mike doesn’t say anything. He just watches Will, watches the way he shrugs it off, the way he laughs a little too loud, the way his ears go red.

     

    Or, Will's new boyfriend is a bad kisser. Mike thinks it's a crime that no one has kissed Will properly. He's on a goal to change that, Carlton be damned.

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    “Okay—gun to your head, you’ve got to kiss someone in this room. Who would it be?”

    “Dude, what?”

    “Seriously! I’m about to shoot, homeboy, this is your last chance!”

    Will furrowed his brows. He shrugged.

    “Mike,” he said confidently.

    There was a beat of silence.

     

    (OR: A canon-compliant rendition of how Mike and Will may have come to confront their feelings and sexualities)

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    There are too many interruptions to Elphaba's sorcery at Shiz and Madame Morrible takes it upon herself to fix it with a simple love potion--make the distraction the distracted. If it fails and a certain munchkin happens to be affected in the process, she will simply try again. Surely it can't go wrong twice.

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    Love potion does in fact go wrong twice and chaos ensues at Shiz

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