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so twisted fate by slowmoon
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 Jun 2026
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There are no windows in the Skydome’s cramped detention room so nobody gets the moment that Jay’s nose starts bleeding, dripping heavily into his lap. His hands are still cuffed behind his back. He tries to wipe the blood off on his shoulder and succeeds in smearing it across his lips, over his left cheek. It keeps dripping like a leaky faucet.
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16 Jun 2026
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“Got a condom?”
There’s two-thirds of a box in his bedroom upstairs. There is also a pair stashed in the side table drawer, in case the couch saw any action. “No,” he says.
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15 Jun 2026
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Whatever & Ever, Amen by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
07 Jun 2026
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Jay can't dodge this one. Mrs. Johnson is turning seventy-five and she wants her entire family to spend half of December together. They've rented two massive cottages in a fancy winter resort four hours north of Toronto. Maybe, maybe, if he and Matt weren't getting married, he could duck out of it. Maybe if fifty thousand dollars weren't being dangled above their heads, he could whine and mope his way free.
But Matt wouldn't hear it.
"You're going," he said.
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OR: Who the hell is Owen?
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- Part 4 of Whatever & Ever, Amen
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15 Jun 2026
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I've Been Denied (All The Best Ultrasex) by shakespearianfoolboy
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
11 Jun 2026
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As I've said many a time, webseries Matt and Jay know what sex is but just don't have it. However, Vice show Matt and Jay have no idea what sex is and are having it all the time. The term for without sex we have landed upon is ultrasex, because of that one MSI lyric, which this fic is also named after. Thanks.
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“You said don’t move.”
“Well, I- ! I mean, yeah I guess I did but- I mean you, you didn’t think to come find me? You didn’t think I might be dead and- and, and choking and dead? I mean, fuck, or at least get bored sitting here all, all alone by yourself? Bird?” Matt said, furrowing his brow at his bandmate. Jay only fidgeted with his fingers and looked away, a redness rising to his face. A slow realization dawned on Matt.
“Did you really sit down here for an hour just because I told you to?” Matt asked, incredulously.
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The catalyst? Jay follows a request a little too closely and Matt will not stop making fun of him for it.
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14 Jun 2026
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The Bet by generally
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
07 Apr 2026
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“Seriously, MJ,” Jay continues, turning to partially address the camera behind him. “You’re not—I don’t think I’ve ever seen you talk to a girl out in public or anything, like, successfully—”
“The fuck is your problem, Jay?” Matt hisses under his breath, side-eyeing the camera. “What—why would you say that?”
“Because you have no game, man! And it sounds to me like this whole plan is relying on us having game!”
Jay bets Matt he can't bring a girl back to the apartment before him. Don't ask how this is supposed to help them book a show at the Rivoli.
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10 Jun 2026