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anything you can do (i can do better) by lululuciferx
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
01 Jul 2026
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Satoru sits there, disbelief etched across his face to such a degree that he almost looks to be in pain. He watches as the enemy, a player who goes by 'Uzumaki', crouches and uncrouches in quick succession, direspectfully tea bagging his poor, cold lifeless body on the floor.
His jaw hangs agape and his eyes bulge wide in shock. Glaring red letters that spell out 'DEFEAT’ are slapped across his monitor, silently mocking him for such an utterly shameful loss.
And, to Satoru's horror, the only thing he can think to do is to put a message in the game chat.
[L1mitl3ss] ggs uzumaki, well played! :)
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Gojo Satoru is a very good at FPS games. Geto Suguru is a little bit better.
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Nondisclosure Heart by Kalte
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
01 Jul 2026
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Gojo Satoru is adamant he has a date for the upcoming Christmas party. The issue is…he technically doesn’t.
Unable to cast his pride aside, a website found on a roadside advertisement promises to solve all his problems: Kareshi rental- rent a boyfriend.
The plan should be simple, one party, one night. But what if, after just one day with his rental boyfriend, Satoru is left wanting more than what he knows he’s able to have?
It starts in December, with a small lie, and a fake boyfriend.
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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Jun 2026
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%
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The bleeding, Dr. Gojo is saying, was Geto’s fault.
The bleeding, Dr. Geto is saying, was Gojo’s fault.
The argument has been going for eleven minutes.
This is not unusual.
What is unusual is the location—the corridor outside OR three is not, technically, a designated space for interdepartmental disputes. There is a process for that. There is a form. The form is a single page, double-sided, and it asks the parties to describe the nature of the conflict in neutral language and to identify three potential resolutions.
Dr. Geto and Dr. Gojo have never filled out this form.
The administrator who handles this form stopped expecting them to at around the four-month mark, approximately six years ago.
or: Geto and Gojo work in the same hospital. This is, according to most of the staff, a mistake.
An enemies-to-lovers story told in three acts.
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Cute, Kawaii, Hentai Boobies, That Excites Me by howlites
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2026
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Satoru tells himself it’s a gag gift for Suguru. That he’ll give it to Suguru and laugh in his face. He’ll tell Suguru he bought it for him so he can pretend he has a girlfriend. So he can imagine he has a girlfriend to wear it. Suguru will get annoyed, and Satoru will laugh and laugh.
That’s what he tells himself the entire time he’s browsing for a bra in the department store’s online shop. It’s what he tells himself when he realizes that all the bras he’s been looking at won’t fit someone broader. Someone as broad as Satoru. Not that he’s going to wear it or anything. But…he’d definitely have a bigger band size and a larger cup size than the ones he’s finding.
He tells himself this all the way up until the moment the package arrives at their apartment and he runs to his room to open it in secret.
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Bookmarked by blessthemess
25 Jun 2026