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In which Eva gets a taste of what it's like to fuck a warm, living, utterly unfamiliar boy. In return Chloe gets an orgasm and a stay of execution.
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a shallow grave, a monument to the ruined age by bleepblorp
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
21 Mar 2026
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Occtis re-lives (so to speak) the worst night of his life (and death) with someone who would die before letting it happen again.
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"Could you," he asks, after a pause, "feel me watching you?"
"Only at first," she says, "I almost couldn't do it, with somebody watching."
He frowns. "Sorry."
"Don't be, I've gotten used to you watching me."
"Oh." He winces and looks away again. She wonders, if there were any heat left in him, he'd be blushing. "I'll—stop? Doing that. If it makes you uncomfortable."
"I don't mind," she says, and her voice comes out feeling heavy. He must feel it too because his eyes snap back to hers.
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"Can you," he begins and stalls out again. "I don't know how," he says, delirious and desperate, like he needs to get the words out before they wither and die inside him, "I've never—But, you can show me. Use me to—"
He stops talking and Vaelus is silent and unmoving in the dark for a humiliating, airless moment.
Right.
Of course that's not what this is. Dying just crossed his wires and Vaelus is only doing what she does: looking to heal him in any way she can. And now he's the freak that sees making her come as equivalent to whatever it was they just did.
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The first time he meets Julien Davinos, Azune sees the best and the worst of him: a man capable of great love and loyalty but with no honor.
He sees very little of the good in their subsequent meetings.
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modern au where everyone still has their trauma but things are better by bleepblorp
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Aug 2021
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loosely connected shorts in a modern au. life still sucks a bit, but i'm trying to give them the chance for recovery
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He hasn't cut him yet. That's good. That means he isn't totally gone. Wyll composes himself, in the seconds between seconds. He takes a breath. His Adam's apple bobs, nicks itself against the frozen edge.
“My love,” He says, and Rime flinches. Pain colors his expression like ink in water. “Is it a difficult night?“
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Set sometime during act 2. It's a difficult night.
Contains Durge-typical violence to himself and others.
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11 Mar 2026
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This isn’t the first time Troy’s had to climb out Madison’s window.
Modern AU in which Alicia and Jake’s engagement brings the Clarks and Ottos together for Thanksgiving, which proves frustrating for Troy in every possible way.
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15 Aug 2025
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Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do) by who_la_hoop for Phrenotobe
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2014
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Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.
But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .
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Sasha leans back and folds her arms. “I mean that we have a perfectly suitable honeypot right here.”
“Right where?” asks Rhys.
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Close Enough, But Not Too Far by BewareTheIdesOfMarch
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
29 Dec 2022
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"I'm so, so, so sorry," he says miserably. "I don't know what happened. I’ll pay you back, I promise."
What happened is that Cultist Henry has ruined Bill's microwave. What really happened is that somehow, maybe via sweaty hippie tent magic or an arcane masculine camping ritual, Glenn's bond with this guy has been cemented. He’s broken a household appliance, eaten Glenn’s food, and owes him money. This is no longer a near-stranger; they've become roommates.