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Being roommates with Harry Potter wasn't at all what Draco had expected. In fact, he'd started to think of the situation as less a curse and much more a blessing.
// The first thing Draco thought upon seeing it was Dear Merlin, Potter has an enormous cock. The second thing was, Oh, well, of course.
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- Part 1 of Getting Lucky
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07 Jul 2026
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Haughtily, he lifted his hand from his eyes and glared. “Oh. You.”
“Um,” said Potter.
“You’re in no place to judge,” Draco informed him. “Did you know half the frames they offer are modelled after yours? You’re lucky we managed to find ones that looked nicer, or it would be worse.” Potter evidently found him too horrible to look at, because he was staring steadfastly out the window, flushed over his ears and down his throat. Draco elected to ignore the cruelty of it in favour of asking: “Good god, why are you so red?”
“What?” Potter asked, his eyes darting to Draco’s before he turned redder, then, “I’m. Well.”
Draco gets glasses. Harry’s very normal about it.
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28 Jun 2026
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Draco would like to say that when Potter barged into his office at nine-thirty in the morning, locked the door, and demanded, “Are you in love with me?”, he sneered back and said something quite clever and cutting along the lines of please, Potter, I know we’re not trying to kill each other anymore but I have the good sense and, more importantly, standards not to throw myself at you or maybe at least I see your ego hasn’t gotten any more tolerable since school.
What he said in reality, though, was, “What? I—what?” He tried again. “Have you gone completely mental?”
A botched love potion makes it so that everyone in Harry's vicinity is madly in love with him—everyone except Draco, that is.
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28 Jun 2026
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It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.
(This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)
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“Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.
“There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”
“How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”
“Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.
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Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721Series
- Part 1 of Still Preoccupied... With 1979
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27 Jun 2026
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The first two nights, Harry sleeps like the dead— or, well, maybe that's not the best comparison, given the number of inferi attacks reported lately.
He sleeps like a log. Like a dead log. An un-re-animated dead log. From an everyday, inanimate, non-whomping tree.
After that, Harry wakes up screaming more nights than not, and he even cries on the bad ones, which makes James cry too. In this regard, James reckons that his first week of parenting a full-grown teenage adult bears an awful lot of resemblance to parenting a newborn baby. He feels both blessed and terrifyingly out of his depth.
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27 Jun 2026