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The Consequences of Distance by bertiethecat
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
24 Jan 2024
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The war is at a stalemate, and Achilles has spent the last month obsessing over campaign planning. He has also spent the last month ignoring Patroclus. Patroclus is confused, upset, and determined to figure out what's going on. Not least because he's horny as shit.
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Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint... and Draco’s no saint.
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11 Jun 2026
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As a young child, Harry Potter had always wanted swim lessons. He never got them. As an adult, he runs into Draco—an excellent swimmer and disconcertingly fit to boot—at a muggle pool. Naturally, he calls in his life debt for swim lessons (a totally normal thing to do, thank you very much). He gets more than he bargained for.
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11 May 2026
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In which Malfoy calls Harry pet names to get him flustered and riled up, and Harry gets flustered and riled up because he secretly likes it. The problem is that Malfoy is only teasing…or is he?
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03 May 2026
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“Did he?” Draco’s thumb pressed harder, rolling a knot deep by Harry’s shoulder blade. “He is very good at it. Looks lovely down there, doesn’t he?”
Charlie leaned back slightly, resting his weight on one elbow. “Does he kneel for you too?”
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27 Dec 2025
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what it says on the tin
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06 Dec 2025