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I can't finish these because they make me too triggered.
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In Earth dimension L-636, Rick Sanchez is a wolf, and Morty Smith is a goat. Of course, those aren't their names, as animals obviously evolved to have different naming customs than Earth humans.
Cowslip - Morty Smith of dimension L-636, so named by his mother after a yellow flowering plant.
Thistle - Rick Sanchez of dimension L-636 A lone wolf.
An AU of a movie and a book entitled One Stormy Night, in which a wolf and a goat royally fuck up the status quo by being gay as hell. This story is loosely based on scenes from the movie. While that movie was fairly friendly, with some mild peril, I straight up murder someone chapter one.
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3x02 rewrite where Rick has to make sure the scavengers know what belongs to him.
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Rick has a sweet-tooth.
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In a panel, Justin Roiland said that Beth "fetishizes the extraordinary" and said something else to the effect that Beth wants Morty to be extraordinary like her father, and values it above anything else. This, coupled with wives commonly responding with tolerance and forgiveness when they find out their spouses molested their child, made me think Beth might not actually throw Rick out if she were to discover them.
So here's a fic about all the fucked up shit that implies, undercutting an otherwise fairly senseless story about Rick and Morty's relationship.
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Rewriting of scenes in Rick and Morty as if the ship was canon.
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Jerry has multiple reasons to be jealous of Rick. Rick's cooler, smarter... hotter, definitely hotter.
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The reward chart that Rick made for Morty gets the boy to do more than just behave.
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Morty takes a sexy photo of himself to send to a boy at his college, except he accidentally sends the photo to Rick. Texts turn into sexts, until their situation begins to heat up in person.
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“Eager to get started, huh, Rick?”
Morty cupped Rick’s cheek, the intimate gesture interrupted by the cumbersome respirator. He allowed Rick to sniff at his palm in search of the sweet smell, before taking it away and abruptly backhanding him across the face. He enjoyed Rick’s annoyed grunt too much to mind the sting across his knuckles.
“Sit,” he snapped.
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Some days are better than others and some days are worse but most days Morty's just happy that Rick lets whatever's happening between them, happen.