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Rumi discovers something about Jinu, and they explore it together.
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"You're waking up all these parts of me that I thought were buried for good," but make it sexy.
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Rumi never should have taught Jinu to text.
Sure, he’d probably have learned it elsewhere. But if she hadn’t, then it would have at least delayed the message she got approximately forty-five seconds ago:
Jinu: What does 💦 mean
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Having Jinu meet Celine was decidedly not something Rumi wanted to endure.
Unfortunately, the universe had it out for her, it would seem.
And Rumi knew the universe had it out for her because if it didn’t, Jinu wouldn’t have met Celine nude.
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Hinata and Kageyama watch porn for the first time together, and really, Kageyama doesn’t see what all the fuss is about.
A story of self-discovery involving best friends, an internet connection, and totally platonic jerk-off sessions.
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the kagehina circlejerk fic that no one asked for
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highly sensitive people by benzaaldehyde
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Dec 2021
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The first thing Kirishima learns about Bakugou's body is how sensitive his dick is.
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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20 Jun 2026
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for jessica (or not) by 21cg
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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“I need your help.”
Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?”
Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.”
A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,
“You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”
Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.
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30 May 2026
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Jaw Man flicked his middle finger up at Ilya, who didn’t seem to mind, and gestured towards Shane and Hayden with raised eyebrows. “The f*** are you even doing right now, man.”
Ilya said briefly, “Orgy.”
“Uh,” said Shane, “no, that’s not—”
Ilya grinned at him. It was a mean-edged grin but something about it seemed to suggest that he was joking with Shane, rather than about him. “Oh, he speaks.”
“We’re not here for an orgy,” Shane said to Jaw Man. “We’re missionaries with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.”
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16 May 2026
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The Birds and the Bees by Slagathor99
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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“It won’t stop,” Shane said to the floor. His hands slid down and grabbed at his crotch, rubbing frantically over his boxers. “I can’t make it stop.”
They were still in the fucking hallway, and yes, it was six in the morning, but it was not private. Anyone could walk in, from their own apartments or the elevator. And Shane wasn’t exactly being quiet, gasping and groaning as he massaged himself. Viagra didn’t do this. It didn’t make you lose all sense of space, of boundaries, of… yourself.
This wasn’t normal. This wasn’t natural.
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The morning after Ilya watches Shane and Rose together at the club, he gets a call from Shane. Something is wrong, and Shane says Ilya is the only one who can fix it. Ilya knows it's a bad idea, but that's never stopped him before.
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26 Apr 2026
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13th March, 11pm.23:05
what is shayden23:07
what is shayden fanfiction23:09
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where to buy a gun in ottawa(bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this)
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12 Apr 2026