benetnash

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  1. Rec 55

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    Are you jealous of me? Why?

    No, you little idiot. I’m jealous of the fucking HubSys.

    Okay, Murderbot, don’t panic. So what if the bots and systems you’ve interacted with in the past find your methods to be (ugh) intimate in some way. That was fine. That didn’t change anything. Right?

    Shit, it changed everything.

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    Murderbot finds out it's been unintentionally flirting with other bots and systems. ART wishes it would penetrate its own systems the same way.

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    11 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 18

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    Murderbot gives ART a bath

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 69

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    "That’s when ART stroked my feed wall, subtly enough that it might almost have been an accident, if ART had accidents. Threat assessment shot up, but only by 2 percentage-points. After all, this was ART."

    Or, feed snuggles lead to accidental feed sex, which leads to other consequences.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “Bo,” Meian said, “you should bring your boyfriend!”

    “Yeah!” Bokuto agreed. It took several seconds for him to follow up with, “I mean, I would, except I don’t have a boyfriend?”

    Or, two truths and a lie: 1) Contrary to popular belief, Bokuto Koutaro was not dating his best friend, Akaashi Keiji, 2) he promised to move on from Akaashi ages ago, so 3) it wasn't like he even wanted to date him anyways.

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    This fic isn't about Murderbot and ART having sex. It's definitely not. Murderbot would know if it were and it's not, so it isn't.

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    25 Dec 2025