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Hunched over the toilet bowl in a stall of one of the math building’s bathrooms, staring at the petals floating across the water’s surface, Neil is once again painfully aware of how naive he is to the real danger he’s in.
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OR Neil and Andrew never promised each other love. Neil deals with things as he always does, by completely ignoring the issue.
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Andrew’s eyes flicker over to, shockingly, Jeremy. A silent conversation passes between the two of them, and the entire room falls silent.
“What?” Kevin demands. He looks to Jean, who’s shy to meet his gaze, then to Neil, whose face betrays nothing.
Jeremy sits up from where he’d been sprawled against Jean and smiles at Kevin.
“We’ve talked,” Jeremy begins. “About what we’d do if we won. How we’d celebrate.”
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OR: Kevin gets much more than a medal when the US Court wins Olympic gold.
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When Your Stars Align (I Hope There's No Comet) by beetovan
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
25 Feb 2026
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There’s a car pulled over on the side of the road. Halfway between where Neil and Jean stand and the court. Neil comes to a stop next to Jean, grabbing at Jean’s arm to keep him still at Neil’s side. He’s unnaturally still, like a rabbit catching the scent of a predator on the air.
The car door opens, and a man steps out. A gun glints in his hand.
“Hey, Junior!” He calls, and lifts the gun in their direction. Jean freezes. Neil does not.
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OR, Jeremy and Jean decide to visit the Foxes as the Moreau's trial grows closer. It predictably does not go as planned.
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The door opens, then latches shut almost just as quickly. Jeremy digs the heels of his palms so hard against his eyes he sees stars.
“Not now,” Jeremy chokes out. He feels so ugly and small, he wants to throw himself in the closet just to avoid eyes on him.
“I can’t do that,” Jean murmurs. “We are partners.”
Your pain is my pain, that’s the implicit message. Jeremy is here, hurting on Jean’s behalf, so Jean is here to wrap him back together. A neat little mirror.
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Another tiny piece of Jean's past is exposed, and Jeremy just can't take it in stride this time.
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“Your ‘idiot’s’ are starting to sound like your ‘I hate you’s’”, Neil hums. He swings his legs up onto the bed, briefly rocking to all fours before settling onto his folded calves. “I want to try something. Can I touch it?”
Andrew steps closer to the edge of the bed.
“Yes,” he agrees, and he feels himself twitch in his boxers. Neil grins, hand unconsciously swiping at the motion as his back arches. Andrew’s eyes drink him in hungrily, the jut of his ass in the air, the curve of his spine, the scars pulling taut on his hand as he wraps it around the base of the strap. His mouth parts, those white teeth flashing before he wraps his lips around the tip of the silicone cock.
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An afternoon in Columbia, just the two of them, Neil and Andrew try something new.
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Captin can u cum pick me up im scarewd by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Jun 2026
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Flashes of Stephen Aleksiev’s life as a Montreal Voyageur.
(This is a side story to Operation O Canada, or the Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage. Please read the original fic before you read this one!)
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13 Jun 2026
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rozanov's roster by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
Jane: 2010
Caro: WHAT
Megan: GIRL
Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rnOr: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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29 Apr 2026
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After Kevin publicly announces his intention to play for the Foxes, Riko sends Nathaniel Wesninski to convince him to return to the Nest. Unfortunately for Riko, Nathaniel has other plans.
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11 Mar 2026