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Young, Dumb, and Stung by beanrice, thisiseclair, xslytherclawx
Fandom Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
19 Apr 2020
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A Clueless AU in which Yuri is Cher and Otabek is Josh.
Crush'd is a part of the Big Bang!!! on ICE, and this series also includes the artwork for that, as well as additional fics in the same universe.- Words:
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"Wait a minute, you're not a woman!" The kidnapper gapes at Kakashi's very flat chest and the clear absence of boobs.
"Ohhh, you wanted the woman," he blinks up at them, "that would be my partner in the green."
"Impossible!" Another bandit points a wickedly curved blade at Kakashi's face. "That was the manliest man I have ever laid eyes upon!"
"Is it the eyebrows?" Kakashi manages to ask before he's knocked unconscious again.
(Where Maito Gai is born a girl, and not much actually change.)
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13 Jun 2026
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“An Endless?” Hob asks, softly, because it feels like a question that needs to be soft.
“That’s what we are,” Death responds, trying again for a small smile. “Me and D—”
“Don’t,” Hob interrupts, far stronger than he meant to, and Death looks surprised for as long as it takes him to get out, “Don’t, please. I-I want to hear it from him.”
Sympathy colors Death’s gaze even as Hob feels his face burn. Six hundred years, Hob thinks—he’ll be damned if he finds out his Stranger’s name from anyone but the odd man himself.
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It's 1989 and Hob Gadling thinks he's been stood up. Death herself is kind enough to inform him otherwise—and, well, now Hob's got to bloody do something about it, doesn't he?
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- 5/5
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06 Jun 2026
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how you've haunted me so stunningly by Babenclaw for awooreo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Sep 2024
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Alhaitham makes a perfectly normal purchase to help him deal with his more personal needs. What isn't normal is who's on the other end of it.
Or: The magic onahole fic that we all deserve.
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- 13,226
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26 May 2026
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Wards, Wounds, & Waiting Rooms by snodgrass
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2026
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Dennis Whitaker was 5 years old when he knew he was different.
11 years old when he received a letter by owl post.
17 years old when he drank a potion, a potion that flung out a small piece of parchment with his soulmates name, and location. Michael Robinavitch. Pittsburgh, USA.
He spent the next eight years studying, adapting, and building his entire life toward one impossible moment: his first day at PMTC, pretending to be a muggle while staring at the soulmate he crossed an ocean to find.
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Dennis Whitaker is a Wizard, went to Hogwarts and what do ya know, Michael "Robby" Robinavitch is his soulmate.
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26 May 2026
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Robby occasionally uses Grindr for anonymous, no-strings-attached hookups. He takes a chance messaging a much younger guy, and their fun night together prompts another, and then another. Robby likes the kid, worries about him, thinks it could be nice to keep seeing him-
And then Dennis Whitaker walks into the Pitt as an MS4 with Robby's coffee mug in his hand.
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24 May 2026