8 Works by bazpango
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There is an unspoken rule in the league—in every league, in probably every goddamn social game on the planet—don't snitch. If someone's got a problem with you, it's with you, and snaking your team on them does far more harm than good in the long run.
"—Who tapped you? Who was it?"
"Don't worry about it," Light spits through a smile, plenty worried about it. He's spent enough time on the ice to know that a stick-tap is the hockey equivalent of pistols at dawn.
"…Was it Lawliet?"
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TL;DR I love hockey, and I love yaoi.
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Strawberry Shortcake (Satoru Gojo and Light Yagami Go On A Blind Date) by bazpango
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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“And what about me?” Gojo preens, running a hand through his hair.
"What about you?" Light suspects he's looking for a compliment.
“Am I your type?”
"I don't know if I have a type."
"Everyone has a type."
No. He doesn't. Gojo is an idiot and Light does not have a type because Light can't have a type. To have a type means that there would be—
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A.K.A. Light Yagami and Satoru Gojo go on a blind date and…
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“An entire back is quite the undertaking for a first tattoo.”
“I’m aware.”
“I’m sure you are. And I’m also sure several of the artists whose council you sought have explained to you that a piece as large as that...well. It’s just that I’d hate for you to discover you can’t sit through something so large, and waltz out of here with half, or heaven forbid a third of a tattoo.”
He gets right up in Gale’s face. “Believe me,” he purrs, low and dark, “I can handle pain, darling.”
It might be the way he says it. The way he looks. Hell, the way he’s looking at him. Whatever it is, it’s like lightning and it shoots straight to Gale’s gut.
Something about this stranger screams trouble. Unstable, capricious. Certainly short tempered. But he’s the first bit of colour Gale has seen at Crown of Kings since he started and if he’s being honest, it’s a high he’s willing to chase.
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Something in that tangled mess on the carpet brightens; he sounds like a campy villain in a saturday morning cartoon. The display says NO CALLER ID, and if her hunch is correct—it is after nine p.m.—there is an eighty-three percent chance it's L.
"…Pick it up, Misora-san."
"No."
"Why?"
Her whole body tenses. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck. You're fucked. "Because I'm with a friend," she quips, "I don't want to be rude."
"I don't mind." Rabid and gleeful, he launches from the floor.
"Ryuzaki! What are you—ngh!"
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“Good goal today.”
“...Thanks.”
“Mind if I?” Chigiri pulls back, and he’s holding a bottle of conditioner.
“Oh, yeah. Uh. Go nuts.”
Chigiri doesn’t acknowledge him beyond that. He simply shuffles back to his corner.
The steam is thick. It’s like Chigiri is worlds away. Maybe he prefers it that way. Who wouldn’t, with the way some of these guys talk.
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Alt title, 'If you're gonna lock a bunch of dudes up, some of them are gonna catch feels'
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Autumn Leaves and Ancient Canopies (Cath gets his threesome) by bazpango
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Apr 2024
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A one-off that can stand alone w/o reading my insanely self-indulgent longfic!
spoiler-free context:
the brain is dead, the city is safe (yay), and Astarion and his bf Cath [half-elf bard] have a threeway with Gale at Karlach's wedding.
Love is in the air and these three horny mf'ers are gonna finally bang.Series
- Part 2 of Daddy Issues
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The fire in Astarion’s eyes instantly extinguished itself and he recoiled from Cath.
“Well you try rummaging through Gale’s bag of holding looking for makeshift medical supplies in the dark while your fellow adventurer is bleeding out from tripping over a god forsaken arrow, only to have 60 seconds to get the job done! Impressive, by the way! You have the swiftness of a blind ox and the fortitude of a gnoll!”
Cath didn’t know what to say. He was so taken aback by the tone shift. At least he wasn’t trying to seduce him anymore. There was safety in that. They would not be lovers. Not friends.
Fellow adventurers.
That even felt too close.
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Spoilers for The Pale Elf subquest in BG3.
(This is an angsty Sleep Token inspired saga that was supposed to be 12 parts but is still being updated because I am a madman and don't want it to end. The first 12 chapters are directly linked to Take Me Back to Eden, but the album's themes are present throughout the entire story.
Smut starts at chapter 9.
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- Part 1 of Daddy Issues
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“We can run out the clock again,” He assures, “it’s your money.” They’ve spent nearly the whole hour in silence.
“You know it isn’t.” His patient spits the words, and it’s here he knows he has a window. When he’s like this, trying to get a rise out of him, Dr. Dekarios knows he is getting closer. He scrawls on his clipboard.
“What are you writing?”
“You know I can’t tell you that—”
“Is it porn?” He skewers. He’s curious.
It’s nothing. In all honesty, it’s a grocery list. But they only have ten minutes left of this session. So he lies.