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the body remembers, the mind forgets by nepofledglings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 May 2026
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The first few days, he could almost convince himself it was a coincidence. Dubai was warm, after all, and the penthouse’s lighting favoured soft linens and loose collars. But as the interviews continued, Rashid’s wardrobe seemed to evolve into a deliberate act of psychological warfare aimed squarely at Daniel Molloy’s remaining self-control. Every evening, the collars dipped lower, exposing smooth brown skin and the elegant line of his throat in increasingly distracting amounts. Some shirts hung so loosely that Daniel would catch glimpses of his breasts and collarbone whenever Rashid leaned over to place a drink beside him, pale gold light catching against the hollow at the base of his neck.
And Rashid leaned over him often.
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Fake Rashid teases Daniel with his slutty shirts until he cracks.
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- Part 1 of Fake Rashid Fics
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04 Jul 2026
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Armand, Lestat's social media manager, has a thing for a witty smug assholes. Daniel Molloy has some fun with it.
Or: Papi Daniel Molloy enjoys being a vampire and knowing a young pretty boy has a crush on him.
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- Part 1 of Human Armand/Vampire Daniel
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03 Jul 2026
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[TVL EPISODE 4 SPOILERS]
"What?" Daniel finally asks, and it's the first word he’s uttered since Armand’s confession. A confession of love. Armand just confessed his love to him!
He’s freaking out. No he’s not. He’s totally cool. He’s so normal about this. No freaking out on his part, totally. No he’s not gonna look at his reflection in the nearby shop’s window. He’s gonna see a freaked out old man there. He does not wanna see this weirdo. He’s fine.
[Armand confessed his love to Daniel and they have sex about it].
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03 Jul 2026
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During Auror combat training, Draco discovers that he actually *likes* it when Weasley pushes him around.
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12 Mar 2026
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It is the first annual session of the Camp for Muggleborn Integration, Networking, and Goodwill Experiences, and Camp Director and organizer Hermione Granger needs everything to go perfectly. Unfortunately, two of her counselors, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, cannot stop fighting.
Enter: The Get-Along Shirt
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Dronmione shenanigans and threesomes at summer camp. There's fighting, there's fucking, there's friendship bracelets. What more could you need?
Written for the Wet Hot Dr(on)mione Summer Fest.
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07 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger has lost it all. Her job. Her home. Her boyfriend. And most importantly, her coveted research. Desperate for stability, she does the only thing she can think of. Entering into a contract with a complete stranger is the most reckless thing she’s ever done. As her allies and enemies start to blur together, she finds everyone has secrets, and everyone wants them to stay buried.
This WIP is COMPLETE!
Things I can guarantee from this fic:
* Smut
* Plot
* Dark Draco themes
I mean... this is why we're all here, right?
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15 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy returns to England prepared for backlash. The vigilantes threaten his business. Ron Weasley threatens everything else.
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- Part 1 of Sanus Potions-verse
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15 Feb 2026
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Several years after the war, Draco's finally getting out of Azkaban. The only catch is six months of constant supervision. Who would possibly volunteer for that? Well, no one-- but Ron Weasley, now an ex-Auror with a slew of mental baggage, might be convinced with the right incentive.
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13 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter hadn’t thought his relationship would crumble quite that way—after all, public cheating wasn’t a normal Ginny Weasley response, but, to each their own. Then again, he hadn’t known what the next six months would look like.
Enter Pansy Parkinson, Unspeakable and former Slytherin, the middle child to the Parkinson family. And the one person that Harry had never been able to quite figure out.
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18 Jan 2026
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Not boyfriend, Daniel wanted to snap. I love him.
But that was insane to say about someone you had only met twice, both for 50 seconds or less, so he kept his mouth shut.
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A chance meeting at a college party has Daniel obsessed with the seemingly perfect Armand. But there is more to Armand than on the surface, and Daniel will sacrifice every moral he has to find out what that is.
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26 Oct 2025
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my torturer, my remedy by professional_girlkisser
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Jan 2025
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This is my first fanfic ever so please bear with me. I will get better (fingers-crossed). This is a Loumand only fic! Other characters are only briefly mentioned. The title is of course from Beyonce's iconic song 'All Night' which quotes the beautiful poet Warsan Sire.
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30 Jan 2025
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Tastes Like a Bad Idea by foxrina66
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
09 Sep 2024
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Daniel can't stop thinking about Louis' "honey and pineapple" comment, even after Armand's reveal. The ancient vampire is all to eager to give him a taste while Louis's asleep, but not before toying with him first.
“Do you want to know what you taste like, Mr. Molloy?”
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- Part 1 of Tastes Like a Bad Idea
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03 Jan 2025
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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26 Dec 2024
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24 items from the collection of A.M. (1974 to 1985) by volkswagonblues for rosepetalfall
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Dec 2024
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Here, in this Parisian hospital room, Alice and Armand begin their last collaboration: Daniel’s life story. They’re putting it together; no, they’re taking it apart. Events take place, relative to other events. One damn thing after another. But that’s how all stories work.
In 1973, Daniel Molloy meets a stranger in Polynesian Mary’s.
In 1974, he meets Alice and they move to New York City together.
In 1985, he proposes to Alice, who says no. Who says yes. Who says—24 items (more or less) from the A.M. collection, spanning 1974 to 1985 (more or less). Presented with their accompanying manuscript.
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23 Dec 2024
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When You Think He's Half Asleep, He's Always Wide Awake by Im_A_Terrible_Person
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Dec 2024
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“Undress, please.” He nods to the room. “And lie beneath the sheet.”
“Don’t you mean ‘undress to my comfort level?’” Daniel prods, perhaps a little more snarky than he’d intended. Armand’s hand twitches on the doorknob.
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Or, Daniel has to change massage parlors due to being unable to keep it in his pants. Unluckily, his new masseuse is really hot. Even more unluckily, his new masseuse is also a massive creep.
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12 Dec 2024
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5 times Armand interrupts Daniel's online interviews +1 time Daniel gets his revenge by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Dec 2024
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There’s a heavy, dragging sort of shuffle in the hallway.
“...memory features prominently throughout the piece, almost a character in its own right…”
More shuffling. A bump. Oh, what fresh hell…?
“...will you be exploring more of your own layer of the story in the sequel?”
The door to the parlour opens, and Armand comes in, absolutely smeared with blood and dragging a dead body.
“Uhhh… uh, um, there— there was a glitch, can you repeat that last bit?”
Armand drags the body right to the centre of the room, then straightens up, shaking that ridiculously beautiful hair off his face. “Just for a moment,” he half-says, half-mouths behind Daniel’s laptop. “Don’t mind me.”
“...if you’re going to more prominently feature the fourth layer of the story — that is, your own — in the sequel.”
For a second, Daniel wonders what he’s done in his life to deserve this, but then his brain helpfully unfurls a laundry list at least six miles long.
Or: doing interviews from home is difficult when one has an Armand.
(Updates weekly)
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- Part 8 of A brick row house and two old men
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07 Dec 2024
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Desperate for a little relief from his sore, stiff muscles, Daniel rushes into a massage parlor before close, almost smacking into the nice-looking young man standing there. He gives Daniel a hand, in more ways than one.
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19 Nov 2024
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Does it feel like a dream, Mr. Molloy? by translouisdpdl
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
19 Nov 2022
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Armand pays a visit to Daniel while he sleeps.
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18 Nov 2024
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"I know I might look naive to you, but I am an adult in my own right," said Rashid as he ashed his cigarette over the balcony railing. His voice was as soft as silk.
The bony part of his wrist peaked between the leather glove and the long sleeve of his shirt, so delicate and pretty that Daniel wondered if a strong enough gust of wind could snap it in half. Or maybe a hard grip would do the trick. "Mr. Du Lac is not my keeper. I do not need his permission to seek my own pleasure."
"So you try to fuck all your bosses' guests?"
Rashid shook his head. "No, only you."
— An alternative universe in which two-time Pulitzer winning, retired reporter and journalist Daniel Molloy embarks on a very ill-advised affair with the help.
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16 Nov 2024
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swipe your nose like a credit card by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
07 Nov 2024
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Daniel licks the fault lines of his palm until he’s pretty sure he could tell Armand’s future a hundred times over, and then he says, gently, because Armand can get fixated and Daniel’s a little desperate to get this show on the road, “Sweetheart. Sit on my face, now, would you?”
or: Armand rides Daniel's nose. that's the end of it. there's nothing else.
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08 Nov 2024