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  1. Summary

    This is a funny little series of rambles and stories and x readers featuring my zero escape oc, Sal. There's a little description about them at the beginning of each story for clarity, but I'll also add an image when I figure out how to. Sal represents the number 11, and my friend's oc Ciné (number 10) will be in some of the stories as well. Overall, there's pretty much zero math done to make the digital roots fit, but that helps to keep the rest of the plot untouched.

    Sal is nonbinary, so the story can be read as gender neutral. They're in their early 30s.

    They're a bit of a strange case, they find everyday objects and people immensely intriguing. Maybe it's due to their past as a detective, or maybe they just fall for others easier than they think. They have an intense urge to keep the peace, even to the point of putting themselves in grave danger to protect everyone else.

    This'll be mostly sfw stories, but I may post a few of the really dumb nsfw ones as "alternate routes" if I end up feeling like it.

    There's no real order to read these in.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    When Lien agreed to take the early morning shift at the Horadori Institute of Genetics, he expected it to be quiet, and maybe haunted, but otherwise normal. Why would anything unusual happen? February 9th is just another ordinary Sunday, isn't it? So why does he keep meeting weird guys? What's with their attitudes? And why do they look like that?

    A love letter to Nirvana Initiative in the form of an AU where there are no half bodies to discover.

    [You] understand all that, right?

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    You're their childhood artist friend. One day you find Xeno sprawled on his couch, sleeping, and you can't resist the urge to touch him up.

    Check chapter 2 for Stanley's version.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    In another world, Hina's grief manifests in a plan far different than creating an AI. How better to help Sakura than to get inside her head? Literally.
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    When Boss tells Hina about the goal to get Amanoma back, she stumbles over herself suggesting the pod. It's all too perfect, yet it all goes so smoothly. Boss seems thrilled with the idea, and Hina is given the freedom to mess with the Psync machines all she needs.
    First she'll get Amanoma back. Then Sakura. And then, everything will be exactly as it should.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.

    EDIT 04/05/2021:
    Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy

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    07 Apr 2026

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    16 Feb 2026