11 Works by avoidghost
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Call Me Sweetspark by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime
07 Mar 2026
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Stranded on an alien planet, the Autobots and Decepticons need to enlist the help of the planets ruling species to heal their wounded and escape their inhospitable environment. However, the cost of aid is the cryptic trade of “A Bond.”
Ratchet and Deadlock find themselves in a precarious situation, now playing “conjunxes-to-be” and pretending to be in love, while balancing the fates of their factions.
But is it really an act?
(Ratchlock fake relationship fic for both "Ratchlock Day" and a gift for several friends who really want this fic finished lol)
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Late Night Needs by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
01 Jan 2023
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Rodimus wakes up in the middle of the night in dire need of a frag. Drift is there to help out, but they need to stay quiet as to not wake up their third conjunx resting in berth with them. Especially when said third is a cuddlebug and desperately needs to hold someone while he recharges.
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Crystal City Doctor by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
17 Dec 2022
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Wingma drabble where Pharma ends up in Crystal City and Wing is smitten
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Desk Work by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Oct 2022
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Rodimus struggles staying focused on paperwork. Ratchet helps him out from under his desk.
(This is just self indulgent spikeslut ratchet lol)
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Rhythm by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
27 Oct 2022
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Ratchet contemplates how his life has changed post dimensional jump, mainly surrounding the two speedsters playfully sparring in front of him.
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Good Kitty by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Aug 2022
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“I’ll be a…good. Kitty.” He spat out the words, his fins and faceplate burning with embarrassment.
Wing tilted his helm to the side sweetly, his voice pitching up into his condescending teaching voice, that just made Drift want to punch him square in the jaw. Which he’s tried to do — multiple times.
“Then let’s continue shall we?”
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A sparring match with his teacher from years past brings up some old behaviors.
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Chirolinguistics by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
12 Jul 2022
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“Teach me.”
That caught the swordsmech off guard, so he continued after resetting his vocalizer.
“Hand. Teach me how to speak hand.”
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Ratchet asks Drift to teach him how to speak hand, completely forgetting he has sensitive medic servos (or did he actually forget?) -
Return the Promise by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
05 Jun 2022
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The war was over and the final verdict was a full scale Decepticon exile. Any remaining Decepticons were to be rounded up, and Ratchet had sped off to find him as soon as the outcome was determined. The law called for a trial for all remaining Cons, but they both knew it wouldn’t matter.
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In which I explore Deadlock's relationship with Ratchet from the beginning to their subsequent reunion in short bursts of memories.
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Quality Assurance by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
25 May 2022
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"Meaning a trained professional with the proper equipment needs to manually take you through each test using their own frames."
Rodimus scrolled through the lengthy consent agreement, not really reading any of it before signing. He shoved the datapad back into Ratchet's servos, his audials tuning out whatever the medic was saying.
"Sure. Yeah. Sounds good. Can I have my spike now?"
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Lesson Learned by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 May 2022
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Drift came to him one cycle asking for lessons on interfacing, assuring that he wanted to learn all the little details in the most clinical manner Ratchet could provide. Well, he wasn't going to deny the swordsmech the knowledge.
But silly him.
He forgot that Drift was a servo's on learner.
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In the Wrong Servos by avoidghost
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
13 Apr 2022
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“If I had one week on the Nemesis, I could show you how wrong you are.”
Megatron returned the hit with a kick of his own, his arms crossing as he did.
“If I had one week on the Ark, you’d have won the war centuries ago.”
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After an unfortunate accident, Optimus and Megatron wake up in each other's frames on their bodyswap's respective ships, surrounded by their respective crews.