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As predicted, Zoro scowled deeply—first at the chocolate, and then at Sanji. “Why the hell are you trying to feed me this shit, twirlybrows?” he demanded. “I already told you that chocolate is too damn sweet for me.”
“It’s not chocolate,” Sanji lied smoothly. “It’s cacao.”
In which Sanji realizes that Zoro doesn’t know what the difference between regular and dark chocolate is, decides he’s somehow going to humiliate him over it, and winds up in way over his head.
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05 May 2026
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A Pirate's Guide to Fine Dining by Lady_of_War_and_Heartache
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Sep 2025
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Sora doesn’t know if the drug she drank is a success until she finally gives birth and two of her five babies are crying.
Ichiji, Niji, and Yonji are silent as corpses, but her little Sanji hiccups around light coos, and her tiny Gomako wails.
Three months later, when Gomako finally joins her brothers in their playpen, Niji will yank on his sister’s hair and bite her wrist to the bone so that she may relinquish his favorite toy.
Gomako doesn’t even flinch. She simply tosses the toy in the opposite corner of the playpen and toddles over to the doctors so that they may look at her wrist and check it for infection. And Sora will see this and despair, because her husband and his pet scientists robbed her daughter of everything.
Or: A self-insert lands in the world of One Piece and has to figure out how to navigate a world built on dreams when she is incapable of having one herself.
Featuring: A very much alive Trafalgar D. Water Lami, a confused Zeff who wants to know why the sea's given him more daughters than he knows what to do with, a very competent Buggy, and a Sanji with a sister who will teach him to act normal around women, so help her Nika.
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03 May 2026
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what an absolute joy to read. i’m so obsessed with this
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“Hey, can I ask you for a favor? You-you can tell me to fuck off to hell and back by the way and I kind of don’t really know why I’m asking it’s just—”
Sydney sighs over the phone, he does this a lot. Just has a battle of Carmy v. Carmy before even getting to his point. “Carm, you don’t know what I’m gonna say yet, so give me more credit than that. What do you need?” She hears him sigh one more time before speaking again.
“I have to get my wisdom teeth out on Monday. I um, I can’t really drive there, obviously can’t drive back and no one else can take me. I was wondering if you might. If you could.”
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it's not sydney's *first* choice to take her ex to get his wisdom teeth taken out, but so is the irony of life. at least carmy makes it easy (nope).
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12 Mar 2026
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Carmy ran warm. She saw him strip himself of his woolen jacket and brave Midwestern cold with bare arms and miraculously be without any goosebumps more times than she could count. He surely didn’t need the fuzzy packets of warmth, but he had them. Undoubtedly, he had them for her. Sydney would complain about her constant cold fingers and dry knuckles often, she shouldn’t have been surprised Carmy wasn’t just listening but cataloging the facts about her into some place in his brain. And yet—
It made her ache, to be thought of like that.
Or, when Carmy and Sydney finally start dating, everyone knows. Everyone, that is, except for Sydney.
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20 Feb 2026
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Grace brings up music during the trip to Erid. Rocky wants a demonstration.
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13 Jan 2026