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Revenge of the Dish by ashspren, sconelover
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
17 Jul 2026
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Henry is a chef and posts serious, educational culinary content on TikTok. Alex is also a chef and posts… not educational content on TikTok. Alex thinks Henry is stuffy and pretentious. Henry thinks that whatever Alex is doing to tomatoes is, frankly, offensive.
They’ve never met (and they have no desire to)—until their public banter is labeled as problematic. The only reasonable solution? A collab video, of course. What could go wrong?
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you're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow by ashspren
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
14 Feb 2022
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“Hello?”
“Hi.”
How is it that one person’s voice can settle into your muscles and bones, can soothe away every ounce of stress or fear or hurt? Is that normal?
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Achilles and Patroclus have been dating since their senior year of high school. Now, they’re juniors in college, and they’re just as in love as they’ve always been.
(Note: Reading the other fics in the series isn’t necessary––just college boyfriends fluff!)
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- Part 3 of put your records on (california au)
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don't you hesitate by ashspren
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
31 Jan 2022
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...Oh no. At that moment, Patroclus realizes that he’s made a huge mistake.
Achilles sits up. He raises his sunglasses and rests his weight on his forearm, leaning closer to Patroclus. His eyes are bright, searing into Pat’s mind with the sheer intensity of the green hue. “Is that a challenge?”
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Achilles and Patroclus have been in a relationship since the wedding, and now they’re nearing the end of their senior year. With prom right around the corner, they take advantage of a unique opportunity to let their competitive spirits break loose.
The sequel to “the more things seem to change (the more they stay the same),” featuring everyone’s favorite characters from the Olympian family, as well as some new friends and asshole seagulls we meet along the way!
(Note: Reading the first fic is suggested but not necessary.)
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- Part 2 of put your records on (california au)
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Wedding Part 2: Electric Boogaloo by ashspren
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
25 Jul 2021
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June is the last person speaking tonight, after speeches by her mother, her father, and Henry’s mother. [...] The room is brimming with emotion, filling the space between each person like a sweet perfume.
Time to end that.
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In addition to their official, publicized wedding, Alex and Henry decide to have a second one with close family and friends. June is excited for the chance to give the little shit she calls her brother the speech he deserves.
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the more things seem to change (the more they stay the same) by ashspren
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
31 Jan 2021
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Achilles turns back to Patroclus. “So. Not too bad, right? We can keep this up for tomorrow?”
Can Patroclus keep this up? Yes. What will it cost? His sanity, dignity, and potentially a few years off his life.
He grins. “Yeah. We make a pretty handsome couple.”
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When Achilles asks Patroclus to be his date for his rich, eccentric great-uncle’s seventh wedding, Patroclus can see the rationale––they’re best friends, and they’ve been inseparable for years. It's intended as a small favor.
There’s one catch, though: It’s all fake. But Patroclus is actually in love with Achilles, and this very well may kill him.
A Californian, fake-dating, modern high school AU in which Patroclus deals with Achilles’s crazy family and
barelysurvives his not-so-unrequited feelings.Series
- Part 1 of put your records on (california au)
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put your records on (california au) by ashspren
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Iliad - Homer, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
14 Feb 2022
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