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He'd forgotten about the monsters.
But then they moved into this flat.
or San is convinced there are monsters under their bed... but sometimes they leave them.. gifts? Jongho is confused and the monsters... Well they really just want San.
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"You think I went blue?"
"Don't know. Didn't look. Did you want me to?"
It was silent for a beat, two - three swirls of the brush against his skin - before Hongjoong finally replied: "No."
Hongjoong paints.
Seonghwa waxes poetics.
Their own spin on intimacy and declarations of love.Series
- Part 16 of ateez fic
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In the mountains, the townsfolk say in hushed tones, eyes wide, there are monsters - tall, small, wicked, vicious.
Beware, they tell their young ones, don’t go out alone, never follow the voices, don’t stray off the paths, stay in at night and if you see fog roll in, turn around and walk slowly to your own front door.Kang Yeosang, author of gentle stories, stumbles upon an inn nestled in between mountains, forests and a lake of clear blue, amidst storm clouds and his quest for inspiration. It is run by seven men, one more beautiful than the next, and he can feel himself enthralled as they aid him on his search for beauty and love.
Seven men run the Inn by the Lake at the side of the tallest mountain, care for it, look out for weary travellers. They are friendly and loving - but they hide a secret beneath their skins, one that alters their bones and invokes stories of wilderness and warning. One that may drive away those who scare easy, those who cannot handle the monstrous side of the world just as likely as it may draw closer those fascinated by the grotesque and grim.
To find the monstrous in the idyllic is to find the beauty at the bottom of the deep, dark lake.Series
- Part 14 of ateez fic
- Part 1 of here there be monsters
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"I'm just busy," San started slowly. "The girl who lets me kiss her…"
"That." San cocked her head in confusion, which had Mingi sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose with her fingers, barely avoiding the metal that adorned her face there. "Why do you call her that?"
or San likes Wooyoung but Wooyoung doesn't like her, she just lets her kiss her sometimes... Promise....
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- Part 1 of soft sapphics - woosan ver.
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He stared at the entrance to the hotel, mouth in a thin line, eyes narrowed before turning to Yunho.
"I swear I didn't know," the other man immediately rushed to say. Mingi raised a single eyebrow at him and the camera he was holding.
"Well, lovely viewers," Mingi focused on the lens rather than Yunho's red face. "It seems our dear Yunho has taken me to an abandoned love hotel."
For the next video on their channel, Yunho takes them to Japan to explore abandoned buildings there. Some things end up not how they planned.
or Yunho doesn't read properly, Mingi gets scared, Unspoken Things finally can't stay hidden
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It was a work trip. To Spain.
A series of events leads them right into the midst of a town festival pelting tomatoes at each other - surely an unlikely place for romance... Right?or Mingi is hopelessly crushing on his co-worker Jongho; they end up in a food fight; somehow it's all Wooyoung's fault
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Wooyoung and Yeosang make San watch.
(Don't worry, he gets to join in the end)
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- Part 15 of ateez fic
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when snowflakes hit our tongues by asexualclassicist for HearSomeEvil
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Dec 2025
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Nami sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.“I will pay for the cab.” Zoro raised an eyebrow just watching her. “There and back.” She sounded like that physically hurt her to say; Zoro grinned.
or Nami drags Zoro to a party, Zoro learns about egg nog and Sanji challenges him to a snowflake catching competition
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- Part 1 of snowflake saga
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Jongho takes Mingi's breath away (but it's okay they love to share).
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- Part 2 of the ateez kink list
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That's all he wanted, to please them, make it good for them, -be- good for them.
Mingi is a good pet for his boyfriends.
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- Part 1 of the ateez kink list
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“Hello, my name is Jung Wooyoung, and I’m a Formula 1 race driver.”
“State your team as well, please.”
“Right, yes - Hello, my name is Jung Wooyoung and I’m a race driver for Ferrari Formula 1 Team.”
Wooyoung and his teammate Kim Hongjoong have not seen eye to eye since Wooyoung joined the team two years ago. Their rivalry is infamous around the paddock and outside.
Among film crews and the adrenaline of the race, what happens at COTA stays at COTA, right?or Wooyoung hates Hongjoong. Hongjoong hates Wooyoung. Easy, right? But what happens when one fatal mistake changes their trajectory for the whole world to see?
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it was supposed to be a job like any other. distract, apprehend, pull the trigger, get out.
but the body doesn’t fall, fingers still stuck in the flesh of the pomegranate, red juice running rivulets down his arm.
a shiver, a click -
an obsession borne of the smoke of a gun, the stench of death and the sweetness of red on red.or murder husbands woosan meet vampire yeosang
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"Yeosangie can keep you warm."
or when the days and nights get colder, Seonghwa's body grows more lethargic. Yeosang helps keep them warm
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- Part 3 of yeosang's guide(s) to monsterfucking
- Part 4 of here there be monsters
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Little specks of something caught the light around him and he marvelled at them, beautiful in their simplicity and size, the tiniest globes of warm gold against the dark background of the forest. He tried to reach for them but they evaded him, his fingers too big and clumsy, not fit to touch the ethereal.
or Yeosang steps on a mushroom and finds a statue in the forest that looks suspiciously like one of his boyfriends...
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- Part 2 of yeosang's guide(s) to monsterfucking
- Part 3 of here there be monsters
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"Oh fuck no," he cursed this time, because the face he saw, brows scrunched up in pleasure, eyes closed, lips parted and shiny - was him: Zoro.
Sanji spots his annoying neighbour in the shower - things escalate.
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- Part 1 of my annoying neighbour (boyfriend)
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“Do you want to play or not, pup?” Seonghwa asked, standing behind Hongjoong. Yeosang watched with wide eyes, hyper-aware of Jongho by his side who seemed to almost vibrate as he waited for Mingi’s answer. Everyone had gone quiet, the air was still; Yeosang held his breath.
“I wanna play.”
or there’s a leather collar with Mingi’s name on it (Mutt) and Yeosang discovers he likes to watch his monsters as much as he likes them to ruin him
Weekly Kinktober 1: Voyeurism & Pet Play
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- Part 2 of here there be monsters
- Part 1 of yeosang's guide(s) to monsterfucking
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It started out innocent - drinks, friends, occasional flirting (but that's normal, right?)
But then Seonghwa was on the table, everyone taking shots off his stomach and then... Kim Hongjoong was out of his depth.or the orgy after the body shots
- the (very smutty and not at all plot-heavy) continuation of 'lemon drop: thirst ver.
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- Part 2 of til sunrise
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chew 'em up and keep 'em shut by asexualclassicist
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band), Ice On My Teeth - ATEEZ (Music Video)
03 Aug 2025
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The fist connected to his jaw painfully, a throbbing kind of weight that would surely leave him bruised.
“Oh, come on.” Wooyoung groaned and used the back of his hand at his chin to twist his neck, cracking the vertebrae. “Not the face.”
The Black Pirates are one of the most feared gangs in the city but can they uphold their resistance against the government and maintain their reputation when a new detective is sniffing around the neighbourhood?
And can San and Wooyoung find their way to each other again amongst the violence of illegal boxing and match fixing?Series
- Part 1 of the law of honour
- Part 3 of ateez fic
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But then he showed up:
Jung Wooyoung.
or in which Yunho has been dragged to a party by Mingi only to find himself faced with one Jung Wooyoung.
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- Part 13 of ateez fic
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He caught him in the mirror once - coincidence
Once more - a fluke
But the third time...or San accidentally walks in on Mingi masturbating in the gym and Mingi doesn't notice (or does he?)
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- Part 11 of ateez fic