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    Building off of Artsy Hobbitses' Humanformers AU. A divergent history set on Earth, centered around the Thirteen Primes and their journeys from survivors to saviors.

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    A HUNDRED THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES; A story about a silly old man making a lot of poor decisions that end up hurting a lot of people.

    Includes microbots imprinting on Callaghan, terrible coping mechanisms, crime lord Yama, and a bunch of OCs rounding out the roster with a few cameos for good measure. Currently working on fleshing out the BH6-side of the story with 'Puzzle Fragments'.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    ​​Link had already managed to escape them once. If they were like every other monster around here, they’d probably just want to eat him. 

    That wasn’t what happened now though. Later, he wouldn’t be able to tell if what happened instead was worse. 

    Six encounters Link has with Gloom Spawn. 

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    01 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    In the corner of the cellar, there was a man.

    He was huddled and curled as much into a ball as he could manage, but one hand was fixed to the wall with a chain so short that he had no choice but to leave the limb outstretched and pitifully exposed. His hair was dark, copious, and bloody.

    He was also supposed to be dead.

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    21 Jul 2025

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    “New contract.” Childe would be remiss to pass this opportunity up. Even if the prospect makes him dizzy with desire. “A mutually beneficial affair. I get you to a mind-blowing human orgasm. Perhaps, a few more if we’re both amenable. And if it is satisfactory for you, I get to fuck a god. Or namely, an ex-god. You.”

    In which, Childe is horrified to learn Zhongli has not cum in over a hundred years, and makes it his mission to change that.

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    07 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    “You'll start to feel it soon.” Clover says, and winks at him. The cake was laced with a 'miracle' aphrodisiac. “Not that you have any trouble, but your refractory period will only be a few minutes - maybe less.”
    “And you will be…?”
    Clover pats his cheek, a patronizing grin on his face. “Taking care of my good boy.”

    (Qrow takes an aphrodisiac. Clover wrecks him. In multiple ways)

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    25 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Eventually you get tired.

    Running from your past and running from your pursuers- eventually you just can’t anymore.

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    23 Aug 2017