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playing the game by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Jun 2026
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Phil doesn’t let the smile slip across his features yet. He turns away from the camera, nodding down at the pile of dishes and half-emptied ingredients just out of sight of the lens. “It’s a mess in here,” he says.
Dan purses his lips and nods. “As usual.” His voice is measured, too calm for the way his eyes are boring into Phil’s. He’s waiting, primed to act the moment Phil gives in to the cloying tension. But Phil knows Dan—he knows this play. He stays quiet, watching as the silence settles uncomfortably behind Dan’s eyes. “You wanna export?” he asks eventually, words slow, careful.
Phil shrugs, then nods back toward the mess. “You gonna clean?”
Dan blinks once, twice. “All by myself?” he asks, his tone verging on annoyed, but never making it past whiny.
Phil pouts as much as he’s able, with the way the side of his mouth is quirking up. “Aw, poor bunny.”
Or: The aftermath of filming the 2026 Easter Baking video.
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- Part 2 of push and pull verse
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we are, in fact, all doomed by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
30 Apr 2026
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The oceans have risen up and drowned out green hills. The earth's core has warmed impossibly, scorching the ground to its bones. The animals have grouped into piles and died.
The worst of these being that you have left me.
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- Part 3 of Phrabbles
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push and pull by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
19 Apr 2026
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Phil had been good. He’d been funny and entertaining, and he’d tied Dan’s cheap-ass garter on his gorgeously plush thigh without so much as a wayward nip to the skin that was all but begging for it. Now, the sweet smell of baked goods is wafting through the air, and there's something edible on the kitchen counter, and the end screen is filmed, and Phil is no longer interested in being good.
“Dan,” he says, voice tight in his throat.
Or: The aftermath of filming the 2025 Halloween Baking video.
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- Part 1 of push and pull verse
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Intricate Rituals by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
03 Jan 2026
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It starts simply—with the interlocking of pinkies.
Phil’s remaining fingers curl against his palm as chapped lips meet the soft skin of his closed fist.
Dan remembers it vividly. He remembers how hard his heart was beating, the uneasy flip of his stomach, and the whispered promise that it didn't have to mean anything—they were young and horny and and and Phil's lips were on his. And Dan doesn't remember much after that.
Or: Dan and Phil have these rituals they do.
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Merry and Bright by Celeste (artificialmac), peachlessroomba
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
26 Dec 2025
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Dan Howell, a semi-successful contributor and one-time model for Attitude magazine is, by all accounts, struggling. So when one of his oldest friends calls with a promise of familiarity and warmth in exchange for help running their hometown community theater’s production of It’s a Wonderful Life, Dan agrees without a second thought. But the past has a way of resurfacing, and it seems like everywhere Dan turns, there is Phil Lester—his old almost-lover, now the local weatherman.
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work (out) for it by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
09 Nov 2025
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Phil thinks Dan is sexy all the time, but especially when he’s soaked with sweat and slightly out of breath.
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POV: You're the Phouse by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
16 Oct 2025
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You, marvel of construction and white-knuckled patience, you are perfect.
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- Part 2 of Phrabbles
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part(s) by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
15 Oct 2025
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The hardest and easiest part(s) of the video.
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- Part 1 of Phrabbles
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the smallest of ways by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Aug 2025
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Derek only sees out when Dan is smiling. So, he sees such beautiful things.
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not worth reading (nothing worth writing) by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
18 Jul 2025
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It’s a normal day. Normal by Dan and Phil’s standards, anyway. There are emails to respond to and calls to make; they need to feed themselves, which is always a chore. But that’s really it; nothing particularly exciting or, frankly, worthy of writing about. But the author thinks, perhaps a bit misguidedly, but they think that while grand adventures and convoluted plot twists are all well and good (the author, who the reader must remember has written such stories before and likely will again), the normal, boring days are also worth writing about.
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Icarus Flying, Daedalus Watching by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
16 May 2025
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Sisyphus stops pushing the boulder. Orpheus doesn’t turn. Icarus doesn’t brush his fingertips against the surface of the sun. There is no story.
Or: Dan is Icarus and Phil is Daedalus.
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- Part 3 of Love as Myth (Phan Greek Retellings)
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new beginnings, old fantasies by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
13 Apr 2025
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The phouse still isn’t complete, meaning there are a lot of sweaty, burly men wandering around. That, coupled with Dan’s twitter feed seemingly out to get him, leads to some old fantasies resurfacing.
Or: Dan has a fantasy about being thrown around by a bunch of big strong men, and tells a very interested Phil about it.
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How to Meet (and Keep) Your Favorite Internet Stars: A Step-By-Step Guide by Daniel James Howell by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
03 Apr 2025
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Do you, yes you, want to stalk an emo British boy you saw on the internet so hard that you become his soulmate?
Well, do I have the guide for you...
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ask and receive by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 Feb 2025
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It’s 2009 and Dan and Phil meet in person for the first time, and it’s a lot. But it’s mostly just frottage.
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Orpheus, Forgiven by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
21 Dec 2024
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Sisyphus stops pushing the boulder. Orpheus doesn’t turn. Icarus doesn’t brush his fingertips against the surface of the sun. There is no story.
Or: Phil is Orpheus.
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- Part 2 of Love as Myth (Phan Greek Retellings)
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Herculean Strength, Sisyphean Resolve by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 Nov 2024
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Sisyphus stops pushing the boulder. Orpheus doesn’t turn. Icarus doesn’t brush his fingertips against the surface of the sun. There is no story.
Or: Dan is Sisyphus
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- Part 1 of Love as Myth (Phan Greek Retellings)
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the chill of his breath, the work of his hands by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
16 Nov 2024
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“You can’t die before me,” he rushes out, wincing internally as the words leave his lips.
Or: Dan gets in his head after filming with the Sims 4 Life and Death pack.
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Hold Fast, Break Slow by Zion (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Nov 2024
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Anthony J. Crowley is one of London's most sought-after escorts, tending to corporate tycoons' most lurid desires on a near daily basis. His newest client, Mr. Fell, is nothing like his usual clientele. Obscene wealth paired with an almost too-gentle demeanor, Mr. Fell is, in short, the most intriguing person Crowley has ever met. And Crowley intends to uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the unassuming, mild-mannered man.
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The Devil Came to Soho by Zion (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Nov 2023
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The owner of the shiny new tattoo studio next to A.Z. Fell and Co. is way too handsome for his own good. He also might be plotting to Tempt Aziraphale to damnation.
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whatever keeps you around (it keeps you around) by Zion (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Sep 2023
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The first Monday in the month of October, A.Z. Fell and Co. opened its doors to customers for the first time in nearly six months.
The owner had left for a trip of some kind, leaving behind a sprightly young woman tasked with taking care of the books. However, after only a week, she had vanished too.
The shop sat still, unmoving, unopened for days that stretched into weeks into months.
And then, one day, the owner of said shop was found wandering the street quite confused.
Or: What if Aziraphale forgot it all?