1 - 20 of 102 Bookmarks by artemis13
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
In which Dean Winchester gets an unsolicited dick pic from an unknown sender which is both totally not disappointing in that it's a really nice dick pic, and incredibly disappointing in that it's clearly a downloaded picture of his favorite porn star.
There's absolutely no way it's actually this porn star sending it to him, right?
Right?
Series
- Part 1 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,348
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 2,024
- Kudos:
- 7,409
- Bookmarks:
- 1,947
- Hits:
- 193,119
Bookmarked by artemis13
18 Nov 2017
-
Tags
Summary
"I want you to keep track of how many puns you make tonight," Cas said, right before they left to go to their very own engagement party. What could possibly go wrong?
Series
- Part 4 of The Dick Pic 'Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,277
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 124
- Kudos:
- 1,864
- Bookmarks:
- 81
- Hits:
- 24,055
Bookmarked by artemis13
28 Oct 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Stiles spots Derek at the smoothie shop across the street from the gym early on a crisp April morning, it’s not even 7 AM yet. For some reason, and Stiles will deny it has anything to do with Derek in joggers, he decides that maybe this is the perfect chance to introduce himself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,762
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 177
- Kudos:
- 2,187
- Bookmarks:
- 548
- Hits:
- 36,580
Bookmarked by artemis13
10 Oct 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Dean has been a critical care paramedic for years now, working on the ambulance with his brother Sam, saving money for Sam’s tuition to Medical School. Dean is working an average night on the rig when he meets the new ER doctor on call. Little does he know that one night with Dr. Blue Eyes would change his life forever.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,074
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 658
- Kudos:
- 1,736
- Bookmarks:
- 473
- Hits:
- 40,236
Bookmarked by artemis13
25 Aug 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Dean Winchester, lead singer of Impala, sees Castiel Novak on TV and writes a little song. Who knew it would move up the charts to the top ten? Castiel, a writer and a recluse, is not amused.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,417
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 593
- Kudos:
- 1,664
- Bookmarks:
- 365
- Hits:
- 22,717
Bookmarked by artemis13
22 Aug 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Charles Bukowski once said: “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
Castiel always did take things too literally.
-
Tags
Summary
If Castiel Novak had to pick one word to describe himself, he knew precisely what it would be. Boring. Tax accountants, while a necessary evil to the world were boring, and he would likely qualify as the most boring one that existed. However, when his best friend (though he used that title very broadly when applying it to Balthazar), dares him to make one small change to his routine, just one, Castiel doesn’t have it in him to argue. His decision to turn right on the route he walks home instead of left brings one Dean Winchester, local mechanic and brand new pastry shop owner, crashing into his life. Dean turns his routine upside down and backwards, but Castiel doesn’t…mind. He keeps turning right, and keeps running into Dean. Maybe routine disruption is…good?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,852
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 200
- Kudos:
- 933
- Bookmarks:
- 212
- Hits:
- 10,057
Bookmarked by artemis13
16 Aug 2017
-
Tags
Summary
As the dutiful older brother, Dean does whatever is necessary to keep Sammy safe. And when little Sammy becomes a world famous supermodel, that job is all the more important. So in order to protect him, Dean looks into hiring a second bodyguard, someone who he knows will have Sam's back; but when Castiel Novak shows up for the interview, Dean really wants the guy to have something else.
Yes ... that was innuendo.
Series
- Part 7 of Nothing but Smut!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,704
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 79
- Kudos:
- 550
- Bookmarks:
- 95
- Hits:
- 6,108
Bookmarked by artemis13
13 Aug 2017
-
Public Bookmark 882
Mystery Work
Part of Removed
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by artemis13
23 Dec 2013
-
Tit for Tat by fauvistfly for theonewiththeeyebrows (painfullystoic)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Dec 2013
Tags
Summary
Derek is a professor, and Stiles is his TA. They mostly work well together, but Derek still prefers pen and paper while Stiles embraces modern technology. When Stiles realizes this preference extends even to spank bank material, he decides it’s his job to show him the wonders of online porn. Derek rises to the challenge and counters with his favorite erotica. Who will win? (hint: everyone)
This was a gift for painfullystoic over at Teen Wolf Holiday Exchange. The prompt was for an Academia AU: Stiles is a Teaching Assistant, Derek is a Professor. They have conflicting opinions about something. They try to resolve it by trying to win at sex — but when it comes to sex, everyone’s a winner in the end. I kinda tweaked it a little, but hopefully it still works!
Bookmarked by artemis13
20 Dec 2013
-
Tags
Summary
“Top or bottom?” Stiles asks, off to Derek's right.
“Bottom,” Derek says automatically, not really looking at him. “Wait, what?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,731
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 149
- Kudos:
- 9,786
- Bookmarks:
- 1,854
- Hits:
- 141,891
Bookmarked by artemis13
20 Dec 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Derek waits until the door is shut behind him before he turns around. He holds out his hand, plants his ‘if you’re not weird about it, I won’t be’ smile on his face and says, “Nice to meet you, Stiles. I’m Michael. What kind of a good time are you looking for tonight?”
Or, the hooker!Derek fic of my id.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,368
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 283
- Kudos:
- 3,731
- Bookmarks:
- 901
- Hits:
- 39,623
Bookmarked by artemis13
20 Dec 2013
-
Tags
Summary
“Or you could just blow me,” He says, casual as all fuck.
Yup. That's pretty much the fic.
-
Tags
Summary
"It's not all handcuffs and spankings and learning to deep throat." This is an AU with consensual BDSM sex acts, in which Derek supports Stiles financially in exchange for a sexual relationship. Stiles is of legal age.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,092
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 595
- Kudos:
- 12,300
- Bookmarks:
- 3,733
- Hits:
- 255,214
Bookmarked by artemis13
21 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Derek might hate stasis but he loves combat drops.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,603
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 108
- Kudos:
- 1,918
- Bookmarks:
- 447
- Hits:
- 30,954
Bookmarked by artemis13
19 May 2013
-
Bookmarked by artemis13
19 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
When a temporally displaced Civil War soldier shows up on Stiles' doorstep, he does the decent thing and takes him in. Little does he know that this Civil War soldier is named Derek Hale, or that they are going to fall in love. A story about time management, lying to your friends, and not letting a little thing like the time-space continuum get in the way of boning.
Bookmarked by artemis13
14 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Stiles goes undercover in a cult run by the charismatic (and psychotic) Derek Hale and gets made. And remade.
Series
- Part 1 of rifle scissor stone cultverse
Bookmarked by artemis13
12 May 2013
-
Rapture, sweet rapture (won't you put your hands on me) by queerly_it_is
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
04 May 2013
Tags
Summary
Somewhere in the stringy mesh of his overactive brain cells, Stiles is sure there must be memories of what it was like to not have a totally possessive creeper with a leather fixation for an adopted brother.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,429
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 159
- Kudos:
- 4,754
- Bookmarks:
- 1,245
- Hits:
- 94,784
Bookmarked by artemis13
05 May 2013
-
Tags
Summary
Derek is scheduled to work a double shift at Hale or High Water on the night of his 30th birthday, which is an excellent encapsulation of how his life is going so far.
Bookmarked by artemis13
05 May 2013