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Homeschooled werewolf Remus Lupin has been going about life a little aimlessly; changing jobs frequently, not really exploring relationships. He’s never had the boarding school exploits, and hasn’t dated much as an adult either. Two witches talking about Pride remind him that if he wants to experiment, he better get on it.
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As part of a midlife sexuality crisis, Remus Lupin gets a phallic object stuck on his rectum and has to go to the emergency room, where he gets seen by sexy doctor Sirius Black. (332)
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23 Jul 2026
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Theoretically Bisexual
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Summary: For the prompt:
As part of a midlife sexuality crisis, Remus Lupin gets a phallic object stuck on his rectum and has to go to the emergency room, where he gets seen by sexy doctor Sirius Black. (332)Commented. Amusing, cute and sweet. Wholesome mortification
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Prompt 185:
A famous magazine has a column in the "Letter to My Younger Self" format, in which famous and/or anonymous people can submit letters. Both Sirius and Remus write one, and both letters are published in the same issue, side by side. They haven't spoken in over a decade.- Language:
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21 Jul 2026
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Moony’s Got Money Problems by Anonymous for sugaonmycoffee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2026
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Remus Lupin is thirty-five, unemployed, a werewolf, and now a new father to one very weepy baby boy. He needs money, and he needs it fast.
Sirius Black is trying to stay in his family's good graces, and gets assigned the task of hunting down the unknown father of his cousin's baby.A very intriguing OnlyFans account puts them on a collision course.
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Prompt 18: Remus Lupin decides it is time he starts an OnlyFans.
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10 Jul 2026
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Moony’s Got Money Problems
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Summary:Remus Lupin is thirty-five, unemployed, a werewolf, and now a new father to one very weepy baby boy. He needs money, and he needs it fast.
Sirius Black is trying to stay in his family's good graces, and gets assigned the task of hunting down the unknown father of his cousin's baby.A very intriguing OnlyFans account puts them on a collision course.
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Prompt 18: Remus Lupin decides it is time he starts an OnlyFans.
Commented. Fun and exceptional fic. Compelling plot, fabulous characterisations seriously top tier, fun and funny, thoughtful exploration of their respective insecurities and struggles, miscommunication trope executed well
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Prompt: Remus is set to be executed. Sirius saves him.
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10 Jul 2026
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Pernicious Class
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Summary: Written for MMCF 2026. Prompt #53: Remus is set to be executed. Sirius saves him.Commented. Fun, well written short. Excellent backstory in such a small fic. Interesting plot. Great humour and banter.
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Newly promoted to Headmaster, Remus thought he was having the best day of his life. Unfortunately, he just hadn’t realized one important thing about himself: He’s old. Horribly, irrevocably, old.
One miserable trip to a Muggle dealership later, Remus has a brand-new hobby he's convinced will make him young again.
Or: Sirius thought he knew how to ride a motorbike, but, ever the teacher, Remus ends up showing him a whole new world.
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09 Jul 2026
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In Doorframes We Stand, by
MMCF 2026 - Prompt 290: something happens to make remus feel old so he splurges on a traditional midlife crisis gift for himself, but he keeps it a secret from sirius out of embarrassment
Commented. Instant favourite, absurd humour, brilliant prose, witty, wholesomely unhinged, best characterisation, really thoughtful commentary on Lycanthropy, poignant emotional moments, recently appointed headmaster Remus, hilariously mediocre sex, realism through the humour. My kind of delightful ridiculousness.