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Compulsive shopping by argonautic

Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF
15 Nov 2025
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James never misses an opportunity to mention how he and Jeremy were supposed to open a pub together.

Jeremy gets fed up with that.

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Piano lessons by argonautic

Fandoms: The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Top Gear (UK) RPF
30 Oct 2025
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Jeremy needed an excuse to meet James privately, out of work. For reasons.
He found a perfect one. Maybe not. Maybe maybe, yes.

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- Part 18 of J/J Drabbles
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100

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1/1

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6

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6

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101

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J/J Drabbles by argonautic

Fandom The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Top Gear (UK) RPF
30 Oct 2025
Summary

Random Jeremy Clarkson/James May drabbles, because I'm obsessed with them

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100

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Recent bookmarks

Public Bookmark 9
The most gorgeously stupid thing by marginaliana

Fandoms: Top Gear (UK)
29 Sep 2009
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Jeremy Clarkson/James May
Summary

James May is the most gorgeously stupid thing he's ever seen in his life.

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1,772

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1

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78

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9

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1,442
Bookmarked by argonautic

12 Oct 2020
Public Bookmark 6
Under a cavernous, a wind-picked sky by marginaliana

Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF
23 Aug 2015
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"I know a Philip Larkin poem about the moon, would you like to hear it?" "NO."

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English

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599

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1/1

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4

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93

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6

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16 Nov 2018