archie_yeah
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I Can Pirate Around Anytime, But I'll Dance by archie_yeah
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
17 Oct 2024
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"You scoundrel! I know you're hiding some precious booty 'round here." A crewmate tosses Majima his cutlasses and he catches them both with a flourish. "Hand it over or I'll cut you to ribbons!!"
"You'll have to beat me before I ever tell you where it is." The man smirks and assumes a fighting stance. "Come at me if you want to die."
Majima feels his face break into a grin so wide it almost hurts, then lunges at the marble statue of a man, swords crossed.
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How Does One Handle Callous Entropy? by archie_yeah
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), Psychonauts (Video Games), Disco Elysium (Video Game)
16 Jan 2023
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where'd you get the milk? from the goats?
- raz, psychonauts 2
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- Part 6 of Half-Life VR But the AI is Disco
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Don't Go (Wasting Your Emotions) by archie_yeah
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), Disco Elysium (Video Game)
08 Jan 2023
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lilienne date but make it frenrey... let's gooooo
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- Part 5 of Half-Life VR But the AI is Disco
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Apocalypse Coomer by archie_yeah
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), Disco Elysium (Video Game)
18 Dec 2022
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dr. coomer can have a little apocalypse cop dialogue, as a treat.
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- Part 4 of Half-Life VR But the AI is Disco
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There's Not a Soul Out There (No One to Hear My Prayer) by archie_yeah
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), Disco Elysium (Video Game)
12 Dec 2022
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ah "the smoker on the balcony" what a classic.
also: does gordon feetman is a part of homosexual underground?
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- Part 3 of Half-Life VR But the AI is Disco
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Half-Life VR But the AI is Disco by archie_yeah
Fandom Disco Elysium (Video Game), Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), Psychonauts (Video Games)
16 Jan 2023
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“How about this: You can take Door #1 over here.” He tapped his gloved knuckles on the door behind him, the metal clanking with each touch. “End up in my sister’s house of horrors. Maybe get your dick cut off, who knows? Either way, you waste hours running away from three glorified mosquitoes and their bitch of a mother. Or…”
“Or what?”
Heisenberg smiled, showing teeth that were too white for how the rest of him looked. “You take Door #2.”In which Heisenberg doesn't wait for Ethan to kill off the other lords before approaching him with an offer.
Bookmarked by archie_yeah
26 Jan 2026
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Resident Evil: Labyrinth by randomisedmongoose
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Dec 2021
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“Look, Winters.” Heisenberg took a step around the fire and put a finger right up into Ethan’s face. “I engaged you to help me-”
“-technically, I engaged you to help me-”
“-shut up, no. Point is we were supposed to patch up your kid, turn Miranda into several small tasteless pieces of rhinestone, maybe bedazzle a toilet with them, and then I was supposed to be free of her, free of you, and free of that whole fucking place! And now, where are we?”
Ethan looked around. “…where are we?”
Heisenberg shook the finger and gritted his teeth. “I! Don’t! Know! Because you blew everything up! That was not part of the plan, Winters!”
The ground beneath the village is honeycombed with tunnels, and Ethan and Heisenberg need to work together to return to the surface. It's not going to be easy.
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- Part 1 of RE Wintersberg AU
Bookmarked by archie_yeah
25 Jan 2026
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The villain's face turned blue. Robert was suddenly face to face with the memory of Shroud’s neck in his hands, blood rendering his face unrecognizable, watching as the life drained out of his eyes - so much anger, so much pain, the sick satisfaction he felt after it was over.
Being a hero was the worst part of him as much as it was the best part of him.
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Robert Robertson has to make the decision to return on the scene as Mechaman, or return to his life of dispatching. Regardless, his decision is in vain when he's the only one able to go on a mission covertly after a hospital is hit with a hostage situation and a bomb threat, since the public doesn't know his real identity. Herm honestly just wishes Robert’s happiness didn't overlap with getting in harm's way.
Takes place on the route where Robert kills Shroud, Invisigal embraces heroism, and Robert doesn't romance anyone.
Slowburn WaterMech feelings ensues.
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- Part 1 of Ocean Waves
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11 Dec 2025
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Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.
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- Part 1 of I Think You’re the Cat’s Meow
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Bookmarked by archie_yeah
03 Dec 2025
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Jäger pilot Kim Kitsuragi loses his best friend and his reputation on the same horrible day. He almost gets kicked from the force, but is given one last chance - to work with the legendary Harrier Du Bois. The opportunity quickly turns out to be much harder and more important than either of them could have foreseen, and with far more hanging in the balance than just their own lives. Unfortunately there's a lot in the way of them managing to drift...
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25 Oct 2025