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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    Dan agrees to go with Phil to a destination wedding in Majorca. It’s supposed to be a week of sunshine, small talk, and surviving Phil’s extended family. Instead, Phil accidentally tells everyone they’re dating... Now they have to pretend it’s true.

    (Or: fake dating, one bed, a week in Majorca, and one very real problem.)

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    19 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    There's only one real bed on the tatinof tour bus and Phil's willing to share it with Dan. The problem? Dan's in love with Phil and Phil has no idea.

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    16 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    To put it bluntly, Dan was bored. He was almost 30 years old, he was still closeted, still in his same shitty hometown, taking the same routes he had been taking for 5 years, and he had nothing to show for anything. No friends, no boyfriend, just a tiny little flat 10 minutes from his parents, a job he tolerated, and a savings account. He couldn’t do much with the first two things on that list, but when the job opportunity came up for the position in London, he had a few ideas of things he could do with the last.

    Phil loves his job, he loves London, but he can't help but feel like something is missing from his life. Single life has been nice for the past year, but he's ready to get back out there. Lucky for him, there's a cute new English teacher working at his school this year.

    It should be easy - They are exactly what the other one needs. But nothing good is ever easy, really.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    09 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    The stupidest fic known to man. But what if Dan Howell and Phil Lester were actually dads and the richard ball on episode 22 of the phodcast made them sad.

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    29 Jun 2026