alwaysUncertainouo
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- Homestuck (4)
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Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.
((CURRENT AGENDA: Rewriting main story, "Trivial Fursuits"))
-Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and Unwanted Free Ugly Troll-
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- Part 1 of Faerytailstuck
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Vriska coughs, glaring at Kanaya for blowing the dust right into her face. "Well?" She demands.
"'Well' what?" Kanaya counters, not even looking away from her translation notes.
"You know damn well, 'What!'" Vriska snaps, scanning the room again; as if in the last ten seconds the enemy had managed to infiltrate their weak, temporary base and she had any hope of protecting herself. "Is it the right book or not?! What does it say on the record-card?"
Kanaya is silent a few more minutes - then her body tenses and her eyes narrow. She holds up the card and reads it aloud:
"'The recovered Final Journal of the esteemed Professor Jake English, Master Hunter of the Unknown and respected member of the Arland community. He died to warn us - in the end, it just wasn't enough.'"
((all journal entries are written and revised - however, this story will only update as the journal entries are discovered in the series's main story, "Trivial Fursuits". think of it as a horror game: you know how it begins and you know what ended it, but the middle of the story is what REALLY happened.))
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- Part 2 of Faerytailstuck
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Unintentional as it was, it still happened. The colors had gotten too close, and now they were going to mix together. No, no, no, there's no way she could knowingly let that happen.
In order to prevent them from making something ugly and unwanted, they must be blended together. The most beautiful colors... Her Subjugglators would be proud of her painting, that's for shore! The praise of the Juggalos in her new employ would have to do.
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FISHDAEV by alwaysUncertainouo
Fandoms: Homestuck, Little..., Mer..., no - Fandom, i dont even know - Fandom
29 Jun 2012
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yup
fish are the shyt
brosis
brosis no
put that down
dude no thats docs crazy freako shit
shit man put that down!A fishy female asshole has just STOLEN YOUR SICKNASTY VOICE (and wicked shell-bra). You are now STRANDED in the middle of CALSUCK NOWHE- hey look, there's a human. Fuck.
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Bloodborne Pathogens, Spaceborne Amoebas, and the Overlap Thereof by serpercival
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
20 Jun 2026
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Blip 45 was not an asteroid. It wasn’t a comet. It wasn’t even another haphazardly assembled spaceship on its way to Tau Ceti to try to save some other civilization’s star, though it was certainly haphazardly assembled.
It was a submarine.
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On their return journey to Erid, Grace and Rocky find a submarine tumbling through space. What can they do but investigate?
Bookmarked by alwaysUncertainouo
20 Jun 2026
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last read ch1, ROCKY GRACE SAVE HUMrocky floating away statement
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Meat and Bones, Glitter and Gold by Sugar_Junkie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Iron Lung (Video Game), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
25 Jun 2026
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Pain is a language Simon speaks fluently.
He was born in it, from it, in a world that bites more often than it barks. He knows the cold burn of the knife, the strangling twist of the rope, the sickening crunch of the bone.
He knows pain. This is different.
This is not the discordant singing of damaged nerves, nor the dull throb of crushed tissues trying to heal.
This is reality unravelling. This is him unravelling, his very soul being unmade and remade, over and over again. Shattered and then glued back wrong.
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20 Jun 2026
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last read ch1, the blood has fused soin to the sm13! its keeping him aive and fucked up, meanwhile The Light is fucking him upneven more! looking forward to seeing exactly what comes of this~
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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Bookmarked by alwaysUncertainouo
16 Jun 2026
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last read ch36, rocky says william shatner eat your heart out (i know they werent watching that one shhhhh the acting quality matches better)
grace and simon decontam with the help of simon's tree-self-baby tree!
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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Bookmarked by alwaysUncertainouo
26 May 2026
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last read ch54, SIMON PUT HIMSELF INTO HIBERNATION BECAUSE EEL
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The Butcher makes a deal with Ellie, a voice in the blood ocean. He is deposited somewhere full of grace, with one mission: find love to remove the mutations that have turned him into a monster.
Ryland Grace lives on an alien world. He was content with his stories and his science, his students and his chosen Eridian family. But when a mutated monster washes up on the shore, he suddenly has someone to share his world with.
Inspired by Beauty and the Beast.
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29 May 2026
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last read ch25, GRACE STOP EXERTING ENERGY YOU FOOL simon is wet and naked and about to rush out to help grace and the fact that grace is for-real sick means we won't even get to be tropey about it 🥺🥺🥺🥺