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   I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173

   Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Aug 2021

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Lois Lane
   • Lex Luthor
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Barry Allen
   • Arthur Curry (DCU)
   • J'onn J'onzz
   • Jonathan "Pa" Kent
   • Martha Kent
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Identity Porn
   • Humor
   • TW: Bruce Wayne's Sense of Humor
   • RIP to Clark Kent
   • he's not dead he's just a himbo
   • Bruce Wayne Being an Asshole
   • self-indulgent crack
   • Bruce Wayne's thotsona
   • Clark is both thirsty and sweet but mostly confused
   • set during the least effort needed alien invasion
   • no beta we die like men

   Summary

   It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.

   And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   3/3

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